{"id":278121,"date":"2018-11-13T00:27:14","date_gmt":"2018-11-13T00:27:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/13\/whys-it-always-a-goddamn-mad-wizard-i-want-to\/"},"modified":"2018-11-13T00:27:14","modified_gmt":"2018-11-13T00:27:14","slug":"whys-it-always-a-goddamn-mad-wizard-i-want-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/13\/whys-it-always-a-goddamn-mad-wizard-i-want-to\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

brunhiddensmusings<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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onion-souls<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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aridotdash<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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take-me-to-clown-church<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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onion-souls<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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jackassrabbit<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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onion-souls<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Why\u2019s it always a goddamn mad wizard? I want to see other classes build dungeons.<\/p>\n

The mad fighter\u2019s dungeon, which is a tactical nightmare of Tucker\u2019s Kobold proportions.<\/p>\n

A mad sorcerer\u2019s dungeon, which is like a wizard dungeon but she has to make it using only 15 spells so it\u2019s kind of predictable and crap.<\/p>\n

A mad bard\u2019s dungeon, which is that giant floor piano from Big<\/i> but as a puzzle. And there\u2019s just a gynosphinx dishing out lame riddles. Ad naseum.<\/p>\n

A barbarian\u2019s dungeon, which is just a hole in the ground with spikes. And he\u2019s just there<\/i>. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

A mad thief\u2019s dungeon is one where you think you know what to expect – whirring blades, narrow walkways, treasure chests rigged to explode. But it seemed like a pretty bland dungeon at first – just endlessly curving passageways carved into rock with the occassional security spell to bypass. It was weird, but nothing that an entire party of adventurers would have trouble with.<\/p>\n

You break through the steel wall encasing what you thought was the mastermind\u2019s lair, and realise that the thief isn\u2019t there – it\u2019s the city bank\u2019s vault! <\/p>\n

Your spells and weapons have carved a path from the dungeon entrance out in the woods all the way here, and the mad thief has been making Hide checks every few minutes to stealth alongside the party every step of the way, emerging only to claim the loot for themselves. The treasure vanishes before your very eyes, just in time for the bank\u2019s guards to open the vault and see your party awkwardly standing around.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

A theif\u2019s dungeon would be the worst. The one who goes in and disarms the traps? Yeah, that\u2019s the guy that knows how to make the traps impossible to disarm, the locks uncrackable, the poison darts murderous. <\/p>\n

I couldn\u2019t come up with a thief\u2019s dungeon joke, because every other class is a tresspasser in the dungeon. The rogue is the dungeoneer. It\u2019s the ol\u2019 briar patch, and if you hear of a dungeon made by a retired assassin or thief, do not go near it<\/i>.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

The mad Druids dungeon- It\u2019s just a hell forest. No paths, no markers, no way to find were anything is besides remembering which tree you\u2019ve past and unless you know the forest by heart or can ask that sparrow for directions good luck. Even if you could speak to them, the druid has been spreading rumors amoungst the wildlife that you and your party have come to destroy their home, so all the wild beast are hostile and you\u2019re too busy being chased by wolves and bears to find your way around.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I don\u2019t know what the mad monk\u2019s dungeon looks like but the monk looks like this\u00a0<\/p>\n

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This is a really good point to bring up because monks tend to opperate in ways so outside the norm for most D&D classes that dungeon made by a high-level monk for a high-level monk would be exhausting for anyone else to deal with. Hope you have full-party spider-climb or flight, you unenlightened chucklefucks<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

hes just chilling in his zen garden, you say \u2018hi\u2019 and then he starts punching you while reciting koan<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

brunhiddensmusings: onion-souls: aridotdash: take-me-to-clown-church: onion-souls: jackassrabbit: onion-souls: Why\u2019s it always a goddamn mad wizard? I want to see other classes build dungeons. The mad fighter\u2019s dungeon, which is a tactical nightmare of Tucker\u2019s Kobold proportions. A mad sorcerer\u2019s dungeon, which is like a wizard dungeon but she has to make it using only 15 spells … <\/p>\n

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