{"id":278033,"date":"2018-11-13T16:31:30","date_gmt":"2018-11-13T16:31:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/13\/azure-quill-dingdongyouarewrong-chuck-tingle\/"},"modified":"2018-11-13T16:31:30","modified_gmt":"2018-11-13T16:31:30","slug":"azure-quill-dingdongyouarewrong-chuck-tingle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/13\/azure-quill-dingdongyouarewrong-chuck-tingle\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/azure-quill.tumblr.com\/post\/179963473953\/dingdongyouarewrong-chuck-tingle-two-time-hugo\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">azure-quill<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dingdongyouarewrong.tumblr.com\/post\/179932461230\/chuck-tingle-two-time-hugo-award-nominee-and\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">dingdongyouarewrong<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>chuck tingle, two time hugo award nominee and author of such erotica classics as\u00a0\u2018space raptor butt invasion\u2019,\u00a0\u2018i\u2019m gay for my living billionaire jet plane\u2019,\u00a0\u2018bigfoot pirates haunt my balls\u2019, and\u00a0\u2018there\u2019s a bitcoin in my butt and he\u2019s handsome\u2019 just published a short story about the importance of consent and how it\u2019s okay to have a loving relationship without sex if you want to???\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>that\u2019s lovely on its own but it\u2019s also called\u00a0\u2018not pounded in the butt by anything and that\u2019s okay\u2019, which is my favourite book title ever<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I honestly thought this was a shitpost. This had too many words in it that dont make sense together to be anything less. But no. its real. this is the cover:<\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/c6d16fb8d90b20d25d34084e07cdcdf0\/tumblr_inline_phzhhux6iS1s4jonl_540.jpg\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>and this is the synopsis. from amazon.\u00a0<\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/6a845091749948d2a78407823d3837ca\/tumblr_inline_phzhiaTAk01s4jonl_540.png\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>what a time to be alive.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>azure-quill: dingdongyouarewrong: chuck tingle, two time hugo award nominee and author of such erotica classics as\u00a0\u2018space raptor butt invasion\u2019,\u00a0\u2018i\u2019m gay for my living billionaire jet plane\u2019,\u00a0\u2018bigfoot pirates haunt my balls\u2019, and\u00a0\u2018there\u2019s a bitcoin in my butt and he\u2019s handsome\u2019 just published a short story about the importance of consent and how it\u2019s okay to have &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/13\/azure-quill-dingdongyouarewrong-chuck-tingle\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1637,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278033"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=278033"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278033\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=278033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=278033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=278033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}