{"id":277980,"date":"2018-11-14T02:02:32","date_gmt":"2018-11-14T02:02:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/14\/rebakitt3n-chameleons-and-tea-catsi\/"},"modified":"2018-11-14T02:02:32","modified_gmt":"2018-11-14T02:02:32","slug":"rebakitt3n-chameleons-and-tea-catsi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/14\/rebakitt3n-chameleons-and-tea-catsi\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

rebakitt3n<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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chameleons-and-tea<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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catsi<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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catsi<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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in grade 12 we were reading romeo and juliet and we were at the romantic-ass balcony scene and this hot girl in the class volunteered to read juliet\u2019s parts and i put up my hand to volunteer for another part and the teacher goes\u00a0\u2018oh do you want to be the nurse, amanda?\u2019 and i was like\u00a0\u2018no i wanna be romeo\u2019 and the hot girl swiveled around in her seat to give me a Look\u2122<\/p>\n

she and i later ended up making out at a bunch of parties in university lmfao<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

in retrospect this moment was absolutely pivotal to my butch awakening but it was also just a lesbian power move<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I too got a girlfriend over this play. In grade 10, I was reading the balcony scene to study with two other people (one guy and one beautiful girl) and I insisted point blank I had to read as romeo, because he had the most lines and I\u2019m a dramatic little shit. <\/p>\n

So the other two in my group are used to my antics by now. We\u2019re all friends, so the pair of them decide that the one guy in our group gets to be the nurse. Now, my Juliet and I have been friends for a couple months by this point, so I decide to be a little more dramatic. <\/p>\n

We put Juliet on a spinny chair, and pump it up as tall as it goes, and my baby, closeted lesbian ass crouches on the floor, ready to be as melodramatic as possible. Like, I\u2019m about to do a rendition that makes William himself walk into the class and tell me to take it back a notch or twelve. <\/p>\n

And then I look up.<\/p>\n

And holy shit.<\/p>\n

There she is, Juliet, haloed in the worst fluorescent light known to mortals across the globe. Light just streaming down around her, that weird off-green colour that it always is. And she\u2019s the most beautiful girl I\u2019ve ever seen. My little gay soul is barely holding on as the words barely leave my lips, breathlessly. \u201cBut soft\u2026 what light from yonder window breaks?\u201d<\/p>\n

And Juliet was the sun. Romeo was not exaggerating that line at all. <\/p>\n

Juliet and I have also been together for more than 4 years now. She\u2019s every bit as spectacular as she was when I was a lovestruck teenage Romeo, kneeling on the yellowed linoleum floor of second block english. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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rebakitt3n: chameleons-and-tea: catsi: catsi: in grade 12 we were reading romeo and juliet and we were at the romantic-ass balcony scene and this hot girl in the class volunteered to read juliet\u2019s parts and i put up my hand to volunteer for another part and the teacher goes\u00a0\u2018oh do you want to be the nurse, … <\/p>\n

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