{"id":277812,"date":"2018-11-15T19:41:47","date_gmt":"2018-11-15T19:41:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/15\/me-the-3rd-time-ive-gone-up-to-this-guys-hotel\/"},"modified":"2018-11-15T19:41:47","modified_gmt":"2018-11-15T19:41:47","slug":"me-the-3rd-time-ive-gone-up-to-this-guys-hotel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/15\/me-the-3rd-time-ive-gone-up-to-this-guys-hotel\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dukebee.tumblr.com\/post\/179982146375\/me-the-3rd-time-ive-gone-up-to-this-guys-hotel\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">dukebee<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lilithn.tumblr.com\/post\/179490466485\/me-the-3rd-time-ive-gone-up-to-this-guys-hotel\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">lilithn<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/eggsahoy.tumblr.com\/post\/179489737975\/me-the-3rd-time-ive-gone-up-to-this-guys-hotel\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">eggsahoy<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>me the 3rd time I\u2019ve gone up to this guys hotel room to ask him to stop vaping because it\u2019s setting off the fire alarm because the clouds are so thick it\u2019s disrupting the sensors and he answers the door all freaked out and jumpy and I have to go in and look around and make sure there isn\u2019t actually a fire only to find that the curtain rod is broken and the closet shelf is broken and the sheets are tied into ropes and when I asked him about it he admitted to me that he did a lil meth and decided to try autoerotic asphyxiation but nothing was sturdy enough and to please not tell his boss because he was in town for job training and they\u2019re paying for his room:<\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/f37e6c23d7bafaa13b52419ccd959902\/tumblr_ph8swqbZ491r55wno_500.jpg\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I\u2019m sorry <b><i>what<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/c7ef979e397874c83c9bebdb26019c37\/tumblr_inline_ph9sf8Ac2f1qhmiaa_540.png\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Working at a hotel is just Like That<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>dukebee: lilithn: eggsahoy: me the 3rd time I\u2019ve gone up to this guys hotel room to ask him to stop vaping because it\u2019s setting off the fire alarm because the clouds are so thick it\u2019s disrupting the sensors and he answers the door all freaked out and jumpy and I have to go in and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/15\/me-the-3rd-time-ive-gone-up-to-this-guys-hotel\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[5798,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277812"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=277812"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277812\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=277812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=277812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=277812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}