{"id":277288,"date":"2018-11-20T14:56:23","date_gmt":"2018-11-20T14:56:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/20\/emilysidhe-copperbadge-mithen-evinist\/"},"modified":"2018-11-20T14:56:23","modified_gmt":"2018-11-20T14:56:23","slug":"emilysidhe-copperbadge-mithen-evinist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/20\/emilysidhe-copperbadge-mithen-evinist\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

emilysidhe<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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copperbadge<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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mithen<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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evinist<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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There most be some fangirls in Gotham ship Bruce Wayne\/Batman.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I\u2019m imagining the fanfic, and it is filling me with glee! \u201cThe billionaire playboy shrank back a little from the vigilante. \u2018W-what are you doing?\u2019 He couldn\u2019t help noticing his heartbeat had picked up. Batman looked back at him, his gaze expressionless. \u2018I\u2019m here to save your life, Mr. Wayne.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Bruce probably started the trend. <\/p>\n

\u201cWhere did this ship even COME FROM?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIDK, someone wrote a really popular fic about it two years ago and everyone got on board.\u201d <\/p>\n

\u201cYeah, wasn\u2019t his username grandfatherclock or something like that\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

No, see, this is brilliant because it actually works, because their \u201cpersonalities\u201d are so opposite that this ship would really appeal.\u00a0 \u201cYou need to lighten up, Batman.\u201d\u00a0 \u201cYou need to take things more seriously, Mr Wayne.\u201d\u00a0 \u201cWhen was the last time you had any fun?\u201d\u00a0 \u201cWhen was the last time you did anything else?\u201d<\/p>\n

3hr long arguments about whether the best way to reform Gotham is through the Wayne Foundation charities and rebuilding initiatives or taking down the mobs and crime families that secretly run the city.<\/p>\n

At the end, Bruce uses his rich-boy skills to take down a few henchmen – \u201cWhat, you think I\u2019ve never swung a golf club before?\u201d – and Batman lets himself reluctantly be convinced to go out for ice cream.<\/p>\n

(They\u2019ve headcanoned Batman as blond to fit the necessary slash pairing requirements)<\/p>\n

The comments are all, \u201cOMG, have you ever noticed how Batman always <\/i>intervenes when something shady goes down with the Wayne Foundation?\u00a0 I mean, not that it\u2019s like, out of character, foil Penguin\u2019s plot to block a low-income housing proposal so he can put up another casino there, or whatever, he does that for everyone, but have you noticed that he\u2019s involved every time<\/i><\/b> it\u2019s Wayne Foundation?\u00a0 OMG THEY ARE DATING IN REAL LIFE THIS IS TOTALLY CANON!\u201d<\/p>\n

It\u2019s the most popular Real Person ship in Gotham.<\/p>\n

(Robin: \u201cYou know like, half the internet is shipping you with yourself.\u201d Bruce: \u201cI am large, Tim.\u00a0 I contain multitudes.\u201d smirk.)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

emilysidhe: copperbadge: mithen: evinist: There most be some fangirls in Gotham ship Bruce Wayne\/Batman. I\u2019m imagining the fanfic, and it is filling me with glee! \u201cThe billionaire playboy shrank back a little from the vigilante. \u2018W-what are you doing?\u2019 He couldn\u2019t help noticing his heartbeat had picked up. Batman looked back at him, his gaze … <\/p>\n

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