{"id":277286,"date":"2018-11-20T15:43:52","date_gmt":"2018-11-20T15:43:52","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2018-11-20T15:43:52","modified_gmt":"2018-11-20T15:43:52","slug":"lovelyirony-itsallavengers-imagine-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/20\/lovelyirony-itsallavengers-imagine-a\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

lovelyirony<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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itsallavengers<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Imagine a conspiracy theorist talking about how they think Cap is still alive and out there somewhere and they\u2019re like\u00a0\u2018yeah but what if his super serum stuff kept his body ALIVE in the ICE and he\u2019s been WORKING FOR THE SECRET MILITARY EVER SINCE-\u2019 but everyone else is just like\u00a0\u2018shut up lol\u2019<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

okay sorry to add but\u00a0<\/p>\n

What if it was Tony?\u00a0<\/p>\n

His huge project for college is This Theory, and who better to cover it? His own father worked with Cap, and it\u2019s kind of a\u00a0\u201cScrew You\u201d to his father, working on a Captain America project, something Howard never thought he could do.\u00a0<\/p>\n

He has hours of research put in, a paper carefully proofread and academically professional thanks to vetting by Rhodey, and\u2013<\/p>\n

Tony gets laughed out of town. He can\u2019t be serious, right? There\u2019s no way a human would actually survive for seventy years. What about nutrition intakes? Temperatures? Cap may be enhanced, but he\u2019s not Perfection (no matter what Howard would slur late at night).\u00a0<\/p>\n

But Tony still has it. Occasionally, it\u2019ll get brought up on interviews.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Flash forward decades later, and Cap comes out of the ice.\u00a0<\/p>\n

It is literally all over Tony\u2019s twitter:\u00a0<\/p>\n

\u201cGUESS WHO WAS RIGHT ASSHOLES?????? GUESS. TAKE A WILD GUESS.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n

He has the link to the paper on his Instagram, shoves it in his asshole-former professor\u2019s face who told him he was wasting his time.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Tony is thriving and best of all?\u00a0<\/p>\n

Steve is the same way. He\u2019s petty, he likes proving people right, and so he tweets about the paper a couple months later, saying:\u00a0\u201cI know I live with a genius, but wow! He knew about me before any of you!\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

lovelyirony: itsallavengers: Imagine a conspiracy theorist talking about how they think Cap is still alive and out there somewhere and they\u2019re like\u00a0\u2018yeah but what if his super serum stuff kept his body ALIVE in the ICE and he\u2019s been WORKING FOR THE SECRET MILITARY EVER SINCE-\u2019 but everyone else is just like\u00a0\u2018shut up lol\u2019 okay … <\/p>\n

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