{"id":277285,"date":"2018-11-20T16:31:28","date_gmt":"2018-11-20T16:31:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/20\/batzendrick-fuck-customers-the-next-person-who-2\/"},"modified":"2018-11-20T16:31:28","modified_gmt":"2018-11-20T16:31:28","slug":"batzendrick-fuck-customers-the-next-person-who-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/20\/batzendrick-fuck-customers-the-next-person-who-2\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/batzendrick.tumblr.com\/post\/168556541022\/fuck-customers-the-next-person-who-tries-to\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">batzendrick<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/fuck-customers.tumblr.com\/post\/168556439982\/the-next-person-who-tries-to-correct-me-when-i-say\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">fuck-customers<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The next person who tries to correct me when I say \u201cHappy Holidays\u201d is going to be told Happy Hanukkah instead. Very tired of hearing, \u201cNo, it\u2019s MERRY CHRISTMAS.\u201d I\u2019m pretty sure Judaism was around a lot longer than your Buckstar\u2019s boycotting butt, Karen.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>My boss once shared a great story about that. This happened when he was in a layover in North Carolina back when the \u201cWar on Christmas\u201d bullshit was first becoming prominent. He had gone to get a pack of cigarettes, and after he paid for it:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMerry Christmas.\u201d<br \/>\u201cHappy holidays.\u201d<br \/>\u201c<i>No. <\/i>I said <i>Merry Christmas<\/i>.\u201d<br \/>\u201cDo you know what Hanukkah is about?\u201d<br \/>\u201cNo, what?\u201d<br \/>\u201cSome people tried to make us worship their ways, so we rose up and<i> <\/i>killed them. <i>Happy Hanukkah.<\/i>\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>batzendrick: fuck-customers: The next person who tries to correct me when I say \u201cHappy Holidays\u201d is going to be told Happy Hanukkah instead. Very tired of hearing, \u201cNo, it\u2019s MERRY CHRISTMAS.\u201d I\u2019m pretty sure Judaism was around a lot longer than your Buckstar\u2019s boycotting butt, Karen. My boss once shared a great story about that. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/20\/batzendrick-fuck-customers-the-next-person-who-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[26238,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277285"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=277285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277285\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=277285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=277285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=277285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}