{"id":277005,"date":"2018-11-23T07:48:04","date_gmt":"2018-11-23T07:48:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/23\/god-i-was-at-that-restaurant-in-annapolis\/"},"modified":"2018-11-23T07:48:04","modified_gmt":"2018-11-23T07:48:04","slug":"god-i-was-at-that-restaurant-in-annapolis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/23\/god-i-was-at-that-restaurant-in-annapolis\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

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God I was at that restaurant in Annapolis yesterday that serves those 4 lbs milkshakes and these two dudes were just finishing one together and people were asking them for tips and they were like \u201cyou have to get like mint chocolate chip or something because if there\u2019s no texture it gets too boring to finish\u201d and all I could keep thinking was that it can only be a matter of time before some god wipes this town off the map and we will have earned it with our disgusting hubris<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Everyone who has ever finished one of these will have it weighed against a feather when they die<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Doable? Maybe<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Listen. After the Burger Incident of 2016 I\u2019ve learned to accept my fragile mortality and live within the boundaries set for humanity by the Universe.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I\u2019m a little nervous but my curiosity is overwhelming~ what, pray tell, is the Burger incident of 2016?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

In 2016 the day Pok\u00e9mon Go came out I worked up a big appetite with my friends and we went to Steak \u2018n Shake and I decided that none of the burgers looked big enough which\u2026..I don\u2019t know if I thought the photos on the menu were actual size I don\u2019t know what was going on but<\/p>\n

I asked the server for the biggest one they had and she said \u201cthat\u2019s the 7×7, it\u2019s not on the menu\u2026you don\u2019t want that\u201d<\/p>\n

And immediately my friends knew I was fucked because I felt challenged which I blame on my middle child syndrome and also on that I am by birth just an idiot so I ordered it without knowing competitive food bloggers write entire articles about this thing.<\/p>\n

I sort of knew I was in trouble when the cook came to see who\u2019d ordered it but I wasn\u2019t backing down and in the end I ate all 1300 calories and THEN the fries and ALSO my shake and I had to go to my friend\u2019s and take a three hour nap and when I woke up I was so fucked up that I just started eating leaves straight off her mint plant because antacids weren\u2019t going to cut it.<\/p>\n

Then I complained for like two days and Ultimately I learned absolutely nothing.<\/p>\n

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In case anyone wanted a visual for the 7×7<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Hubris <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

When you can\u2019t decided between pride and gluttony so commit both sins at the same time.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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