{"id":276957,"date":"2018-11-23T19:41:48","date_gmt":"2018-11-23T19:41:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/23\/darkestelemental616-dorkery\/"},"modified":"2018-11-23T19:41:48","modified_gmt":"2018-11-23T19:41:48","slug":"darkestelemental616-dorkery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/23\/darkestelemental616-dorkery\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

darkestelemental616<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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dorkery<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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saxifraga-x-urbium<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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danvers-dennys<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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saxifraga-x-urbium<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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yndigot<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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saxifraga-x-urbium<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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kaedien<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they\u2019ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they\u2019ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Do your butts not get tired<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

After 12 hours in a car driving across three states, your ass is so numb that it could probably just fall off and you wouldn\u2019t notice.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Tbh I would just get out around hour five and make a home in whatever layby I ended up in<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

@saxifraga-x-urbium<\/a> Even weirder is that Americans are either two people: 1. Must never stop driving, not even to pee, just to cut like 15 minutes off of the estimated driving time 2. Get out every hour to see the sights even if you\u2019re driving through absolute buttfuck nowhere<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I got car sick just reading that<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Same<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I am that first type. It\u2019s a problem when the family I\u2019m seeing is a three-hour drive away. At least they know we\u2019ll need to use the bathroom.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

darkestelemental616: dorkery: saxifraga-x-urbium: danvers-dennys: saxifraga-x-urbium: yndigot: saxifraga-x-urbium: kaedien: americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they\u2019ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they\u2019ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip Do your butts not get tired After 12 hours in a car driving across three states, your ass is so numb that it … <\/p>\n

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