{"id":276512,"date":"2018-11-27T15:01:32","date_gmt":"2018-11-27T15:01:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/27\/artgroves-tiptoe39-couldnt-stand-that-fic\/"},"modified":"2018-11-27T15:01:32","modified_gmt":"2018-11-27T15:01:32","slug":"artgroves-tiptoe39-couldnt-stand-that-fic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/27\/artgroves-tiptoe39-couldnt-stand-that-fic\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/artgroves.tumblr.com\/post\/180543277319\/tiptoe39-couldnt-stand-that-fic-think-that\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">artgroves<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tiptoe39.tumblr.com\/post\/164345422991\/couldnt-stand-that-fic-think-that-fanartist\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">tiptoe39<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><i>Couldn\u2019t stand that fic? <br \/><\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Think that fanartist draws your favorite character all wrong? <br \/><\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Wish you\u2019d never hear about your least favorite pairing ever again?<\/i><\/p>\n<h2>Ask your doctor if <b>Shutting Up \u2122<\/b> is right for you!<\/h2>\n<p>From the makers of <i>Self-Control <\/i>and <i>Being a Decent Person, <\/i><b>Shutting Up\u2122 <\/b>is the revolutionary new treatment, clinically proven to make sure <i>you<\/i> don\u2019t end up looking like a heartless dickbag! <b>Shutting Up\u2122<\/b> will help you discover a whole new side of fandom \u2013 a life where you seek out the things that appeal to you and leave everything else alone. Nobody gets hurt, and everybody wins!<\/p>\n<p>Users of <b>Shutting Up\u2122 <\/b>may experience some temporary frustration and feelings of disgust. This is normal. Supplementation with <i>Talking Privately With a Sympathetic Friend\u2122 <\/i>may ease those symptoms.<\/p>\n<p>Long-term side effects of <b>Shutting Up\u2122 <\/b>may include perspective, a sense of belonging, and a deep understanding that not everything in the fandom world is within your control or meant for your personal enjoyment. <b>Shutting Up\u2122 <\/b>has been known to cause flare-ups of peace, friendship, and positivity. Not recommended for cases in which you actually like things and want to leave positive feedback.<\/p>\n<p><i>Try <b>Shutting Up\u2122 <\/b>today, and see how fandom can become a better place for you!<\/i><\/p>\n<p>*Not available on anon memes.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>You know who you are <\/p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/3a33ca32c733f8b3262bbf5c1d50e01d\/tumblr_ot7cexqgeG1qaqx8xo1_500.gif\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>artgroves: tiptoe39: Couldn\u2019t stand that fic? Think that fanartist draws your favorite character all wrong? Wish you\u2019d never hear about your least favorite pairing ever again? Ask your doctor if Shutting Up \u2122 is right for you! From the makers of Self-Control and Being a Decent Person, Shutting Up\u2122 is the revolutionary new treatment, clinically &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/27\/artgroves-tiptoe39-couldnt-stand-that-fic\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276512"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=276512"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276512\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=276512"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=276512"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=276512"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}