{"id":276336,"date":"2018-11-29T02:50:09","date_gmt":"2018-11-29T02:50:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/29\/mynameischynna-god-i-want-mamma-mia-to\/"},"modified":"2018-11-29T02:50:09","modified_gmt":"2018-11-29T02:50:09","slug":"mynameischynna-god-i-want-mamma-mia-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/29\/mynameischynna-god-i-want-mamma-mia-to\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mynameischynna.tumblr.com\/post\/176166808309\/god-i-want-mamma-mia-to-become-the-fast-and\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">mynameischynna<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>God, I want Mamma Mia to become the Fast and Furious franchise of musicals. They just keep making them for no reason, and the more they make the more you don\u2019t even care that there isn\u2019t a plot.<\/p>\n<p>You think we care about a plot? The first movie could have been solved in 2 seconds with a DNA test, but instead they decide to sing about how this girl doesn\u2019t know which of these 3 men is her dad for 2 hours and in the end THEY STILL DON\u2019T HAVE AN ANSWER. AND NO ONE CARES.<\/p>\n<p>The plot is ABBA karaoke, and it brings me joy. That\u2019s all you need to know.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>mynameischynna: God, I want Mamma Mia to become the Fast and Furious franchise of musicals. They just keep making them for no reason, and the more they make the more you don\u2019t even care that there isn\u2019t a plot. You think we care about a plot? The first movie could have been solved in 2 &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2018\/11\/29\/mynameischynna-god-i-want-mamma-mia-to\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[293,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276336"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=276336"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/276336\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=276336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=276336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=276336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}