{"id":274987,"date":"2013-05-31T01:53:45","date_gmt":"2013-05-31T01:53:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/05\/31\/jazzforthecaptain-3\/"},"modified":"2013-05-31T01:53:45","modified_gmt":"2013-05-31T01:53:45","slug":"jazzforthecaptain-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/05\/31\/jazzforthecaptain-3\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/jazzforthecaptain.tumblr.com\/post\/51763020473\/i-m-just-another-stolen-relic\" target=\"_blank\">jazzforthecaptain<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/i-m-just-another-stolen-relic.tumblr.com\/post\/51721156617\/the-science-of-destruction-cheesings-do-you\" target=\"_blank\">i-m-just-another-stolen-relic<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/the-science-of-destruction.tumblr.com\/post\/51721122767\" target=\"_blank\">the-science-of-destruction<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/cheesings.tumblr.com\/post\/26967923077\/do-you-ever-just-look-at-a-celebrity-and-not\" target=\"_blank\">cheesings<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>do you ever just look at a celebrity and not worship them and not want to have sex with them but you just really really want to sit down have a fucking cup of coffee with them<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>YES.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>can i kiss you for saying that<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Is it okay to want to be adopted by them?<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Barrowman, Mr. Gill, please take me with you. I\u2019m almost thirty but I swear I sleep right through the night and I won\u2019t cry if we have to leave the park early and you would be the best two dads ever.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Can I just second Jazz here?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>jazzforthecaptain: i-m-just-another-stolen-relic: the-science-of-destruction: cheesings: do you ever just look at a celebrity and not worship them and not want to have sex with them but you just really really want to sit down have a fucking cup of coffee with them YES. can i kiss you for saying that Is it okay to want to &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/05\/31\/jazzforthecaptain-3\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274987"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=274987"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274987\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=274987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=274987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=274987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}