{"id":270270,"date":"2013-07-04T13:19:05","date_gmt":"2013-07-04T13:19:05","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2013-07-04T13:19:05","modified_gmt":"2013-07-04T13:19:05","slug":"and-on-the-seventh-day-he-took-a-motrin-and-laid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/07\/04\/and-on-the-seventh-day-he-took-a-motrin-and-laid\/","title":{"rendered":"And on the seventh day, he took a motrin and laid down"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/consulting-cannibal.tumblr.com\/post\/54530558795\/and-on-the-seventh-day-he-took-a-motrin-and-laid-down\" target=\"_blank\">consulting-cannibal<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/catinthefedora.tumblr.com\/post\/54460750305\/and-on-the-seventh-day-he-took-a-motrin-and-laid-down\" target=\"_blank\">catinthefedora<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/drawsshits.tumblr.com\/post\/49888642314\/and-on-the-seventh-day-he-took-a-motrin-and-laid-down\" target=\"_blank\">drawsshits<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thearchangeltrickster.tumblr.com\/post\/49886996361\/and-on-the-seventh-day-he-took-a-motrin-and-laid-down\" target=\"_blank\">thearchangeltrickster<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div>God: Gabe, stop, I\u2019m working.<br \/> Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!<br \/> God: Here\u2019s a box of parts, go nuts.<br \/> God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?<br \/> Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!<br \/> God: Dafuq is that?<br \/> Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/c2693fd150130fd03efe52ed527ded3c\/tumblr_inline_mmgbajzqwp1qz4rgp.png\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>OHMYGODS, THANK YOU FOR DRAWING THAT!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/d3de904e8440de26190cf979458c2ce1\/tumblr_inline_mpdjnikEV01qz4rgp.png\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>consulting-cannibal: catinthefedora: drawsshits: thearchangeltrickster: God: Gabe, stop, I\u2019m working. Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO! God: Here\u2019s a box of parts, go nuts. God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son? Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT! God: Dafuq is that? Gabriel: A PLATYPUS! OHMYGODS, THANK YOU FOR DRAWING THAT!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1081],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270270"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=270270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270270\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=270270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=270270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=270270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}