{"id":270087,"date":"2013-07-05T15:51:20","date_gmt":"2013-07-05T15:51:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/07\/05\/ceirdwenfc-herunicorn-theniftythings-do\/"},"modified":"2018-10-15T11:55:01","modified_gmt":"2018-10-15T11:55:01","slug":"ceirdwenfc-herunicorn-theniftythings-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/07\/05\/ceirdwenfc-herunicorn-theniftythings-do\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-270087 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/07\/05\/ceirdwenfc-herunicorn-theniftythings-do\/attachment\/270088\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/tumblr_mllp1vo3OS1qdqmxho1_r2_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/tumblr_mllp1vo3OS1qdqmxho1_r2_250-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/tumblr_mllp1vo3OS1qdqmxho1_r2_250-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ceirdwenfc.tumblr.com\/post\/48547944955\/herunicorn-theniftythings-do-you-think-chuck\" target=\"_blank\">ceirdwenfc<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/herunicorn.tumblr.com\/post\/48547492122\/theniftythings-do-you-think-chuck-ever-sits-up\" target=\"_blank\">herunicorn<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/theniftythings.tumblr.com\/post\/48514250590\/do-you-think-chuck-ever-sits-up-there-and-is-just\" target=\"_blank\">theniftythings<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Do you think Chuck ever sits up there and is just like, \u201cFucking really, guys?\u201d And then he sighs and takes a sip of his whiskey and shouts down from the fluffy clouds above:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWas the \u2018raising him from perdition, leaving your grace imprinted on his fucking skin\u2019 not a clear enough sign that maybe, just maybe, I think this is the one for you?<\/p>\n<p>No? When you rebelled against Heaven and you did it all for him and I didn\u2019t immediately smite your feathery ass, that not a sign?<\/p>\n<p>How about all the times you died,\u00a0 Cas? OR, OR you know, killed yourself, and I brought you back! Back to him! He\u2019s the first person you come to and the first person you see as you regain sense of your angel-ness, and THAT\u2019S not a clue, REALLY?<\/p>\n<p>And Dean! Dean! You\u2019re charging through Purgatory, screaming for your angel, and you find him on the banks of \u2018the river\u2019, cleansing himself, purifying himself in my waters, you find him like that and it never occurs to you that I\u2019m doing my best to get you guys together?<\/p>\n<p>Not even as you see him in your dreams, in the night, on the road, in the bathroom? Really?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And then, because he can\u2019t fucking take it anymore, Chuck starts going for the real obvious\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh dear me! The Impala\u2019s got a flat tire! And it\u2019s just the two of you, cause Sam \u2018lost\u2019 his computer charger back at the motel! And, oh boy, it seems to be getting hotter out here doesn\u2019t it? Oh look, Cas! It\u2019s so hot that Dean has to take his shirt off, because changing a tire is hard, hard work, and it makes him sweaty\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Or..<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, oh no, there\u2019s seems to be a HUGE thunderstorm on the horizon! Thank goodness you two found that deserted log cabin\u2026Oh, opps! No power! Guess you\u2019ll have to start a roaring fire\u2026 Hey\u2026 lookie there, whiskey! And two glasses! And, man, that bear skin rug you didn\u2019t notice before is startin\u2019 to look real inviting, isn\u2019t it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And then, Dean and Cas just sit awkwardly on the couch together, close, but not close enough to touch, stealing glances at one another in the fire light, but not moving\u2026<\/p>\n<p>And Chuck is just like, \u201cUgh. Fine. Don\u2019t fall in love, get laid, get married, be happy together forever \u2018cause you\u2019re totally soul mates. I DON\u2019T CARE! I DON\u2019T CARE AT ALL! \u2026 I\u2019m going to find a puppy for Sam.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Every word is freakin\u2019 gold!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And hearing it in Chuck\u2019s voice &#8211; just\u2026..<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ceirdwenfc: herunicorn: theniftythings: Do you think Chuck ever sits up there and is just like, \u201cFucking really, guys?\u201d And then he sighs and takes a sip of his whiskey and shouts down from the fluffy clouds above: \u201cWas the \u2018raising him from perdition, leaving your grace imprinted on his fucking skin\u2019 not a clear enough &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/07\/05\/ceirdwenfc-herunicorn-theniftythings-do\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1947,1081],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270087"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=270087"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270087\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":270089,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270087\/revisions\/270089"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=270087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=270087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=270087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}