{"id":269675,"date":"2013-07-07T15:01:49","date_gmt":"2013-07-07T15:01:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/07\/07\/queelez-lord-of-the-nerds-discordion-when\/"},"modified":"2018-10-15T04:57:53","modified_gmt":"2018-10-15T04:57:53","slug":"queelez-lord-of-the-nerds-discordion-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/07\/07\/queelez-lord-of-the-nerds-discordion-when\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-269675 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/07\/07\/queelez-lord-of-the-nerds-discordion-when\/attachment\/269676\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/tumblr_m3h2idCvYo1r3sli9o1_250-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/tumblr_m3h2idCvYo1r3sli9o1_250-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/tumblr_m3h2idCvYo1r3sli9o1_250-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/queelez.tumblr.com\/post\/47029277882\/lord-of-the-nerds-discordion-when-he-was-2\" target=\"_blank\">queelez<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/lord-of-the-nerds.tumblr.com\/post\/45877132581\/discordion-when-he-was-2-years-old-he-fell-out\" target=\"_blank\">lord-of-the-nerds<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/discordion.tumblr.com\/post\/22352469574\/when-he-was-2-years-old-he-fell-out-of-a-second\" target=\"_blank\">discordion<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull<\/p>\n<p>When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.<\/p>\n<p>When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.<\/p>\n<p>When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.<\/p>\n<p>When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.<\/p>\n<p>When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.<\/p>\n<p>When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.<\/p>\n<p>When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>clearly someone didn\u2019t want that saxophone invented\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/tagged\/incompetent-time-travelling-saxophone-haters\" target=\"_blank\">#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>queelez: lord-of-the-nerds: discordion: When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid. When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg. When he was 11 years old, he &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/07\/07\/queelez-lord-of-the-nerds-discordion-when\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269675"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=269675"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269675\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":269677,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269675\/revisions\/269677"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=269675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=269675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=269675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}