{"id":269625,"date":"2013-07-07T17:34:36","date_gmt":"2013-07-07T17:34:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/07\/07\/orangepopsicleish-vanishedschism\/"},"modified":"2018-10-15T04:33:49","modified_gmt":"2018-10-15T04:33:49","slug":"orangepopsicleish-vanishedschism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/07\/07\/orangepopsicleish-vanishedschism\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-269625 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/07\/07\/orangepopsicleish-vanishedschism\/attachment\/269626\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/tumblr_mjnpwelM4o1r0wqrdo1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/tumblr_mjnpwelM4o1r0wqrdo1_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/tumblr_mjnpwelM4o1r0wqrdo1_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/orangepopsicleish.tumblr.com\/post\/54806170467\" target=\"_blank\">orangepopsicleish<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/vanishedschism.tumblr.com\/post\/54794530131\/theatretroubles-enasnivolz-ealperin\" target=\"_blank\">vanishedschism<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/theatretroubles.tumblr.com\/post\/50367183864\/enasnivolz-ealperin-reading-thoughts\" target=\"_blank\">theatretroubles<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/enasnivolz.tumblr.com\/post\/45761063878\/ealperin-reading-thoughts\" target=\"_blank\">enasnivolz<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ealperin.tumblr.com\/post\/45672402110\/reading-thoughts-edwardspoonhands-not\" target=\"_blank\">ealperin<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/reading-thoughts.tumblr.com\/post\/45487339078\/edwardspoonhands-not-iambic-do-not-accept\" target=\"_blank\">reading-thoughts<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/edwardspoonhands.com\/post\/45484689955\/not-iambic-do-not-accept\" target=\"_blank\">edwardspoonhands<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Not Iambic\u2026.Do Not Accept\u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>These tags I\u2019ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse<br \/>that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;<br \/>though twenty shillings have I in my purse,<br \/>my self-esteem and manhood both inflate<br \/>when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.<br \/>Thy grandpa\u2019s clothes are worthy salvage, though<br \/>they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent<br \/>much less to dress myself from head to toe.<\/p>\n<p>To save or not to save? The question\u2019s moot.<br \/>I\u2019ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.<br \/>These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot<br \/>to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.<br \/>Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,<br \/>I\u2019ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.<br \/> \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 &#8211; Macklemore, \u201cThrift Shoppe\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>*Crying with laughter*<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Guys, that\u2019s not only Iambic, that\u2019s a fucking sonnet. *claps*<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>orangepopsicleish: vanishedschism: theatretroubles: enasnivolz: ealperin: reading-thoughts: edwardspoonhands: Not Iambic\u2026.Do Not Accept\u2026 These tags I\u2019ll pop, and boast in rhyming versethat what I wear puts swagger in my gait;though twenty shillings have I in my purse,my self-esteem and manhood both inflatewhen lofty furs I purchase for a cent.Thy grandpa\u2019s clothes are worthy salvage, thoughthey smell a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/07\/07\/orangepopsicleish-vanishedschism\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[19937,446,19278],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269625"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=269625"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269625\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":269627,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269625\/revisions\/269627"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=269625"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=269625"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=269625"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}