{"id":268732,"date":"2013-07-12T07:23:38","date_gmt":"2013-07-12T07:23:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/07\/12\/a-summary-of-doctor-who-2\/"},"modified":"2013-07-12T07:23:38","modified_gmt":"2013-07-12T07:23:38","slug":"a-summary-of-doctor-who-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/07\/12\/a-summary-of-doctor-who-2\/","title":{"rendered":"A summary of Doctor Who"},"content":{"rendered":"

First Doctor: I can sass my way through this situation NO I CAN’T CHESTERTON HELP ME<\/p>\n

Second Doctor: I can save the universe or I can hug Jamie it really is a tough choice<\/p>\n

Third Doctor: SCIENCE AND AKIDIDO no brigadier I will not get off the desk<\/p>\n

Fourth Doctor: I don’t know what’s going on I’m just making it up as I go along I promise it’s like 62% safe here have a jelly baby<\/p>\n

Fifth Doctor: What is going on where did all these kids come from<\/p>\n

Sixth Doctor: No Mel I do not want your carrot juice I want cake and singing what do you mean I look conspicuous<\/p>\n

Seventh Doctor: Ace I know what’s going on in fact I’ve planned most of it but I can’t tell you until it ends in emotional turmoil for you ok I know what’s best so set fire to that building<\/p>\n

Eighth Doctor: WHO AM I WHAT IS GOING ON WHY AM I BLEEDING WHERE- Oh look shiny<\/p>\n

Ninth Doctor: I am sad so I will look serious and wear leather<\/p>\n

Tenth Doctor: I am sad BUT MY HAIR IS GREAT<\/p>\n

Eleventh Doctor: YOU GUYS LOOK AT MY BOWTIE ISN’T IT COOL WATCH ME STAND ON MY HEAD LET’S GO SOMEWHERE AWESOME AND DEADLY LIKE THE HAT MUSEUM oh god I’m so alone<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

First Doctor: I can sass my way through this situation NO I CAN’T CHESTERTON HELP ME Second Doctor: I can save the universe or I can hug Jamie it really is a tough choice Third Doctor: SCIENCE AND AKIDIDO no brigadier I will not get off the desk Fourth Doctor: I don’t know what’s going … <\/p>\n

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