TARDIS: Sorry doctor you’re stuck with these teachers for the next three years
\nTARDIS: Also the chameleon circuit broke
\nTARDIS: A button got stuck so Susan’s going to stab you all until you fix it
\nTARDIS: I’ve conveniently landed where you’ll lose me have a nice time trying to find me again
\nTARDIS: Hey an alternate dimension filled with nightmares let’s go there
\nTARDIS: You know what’s better than Heathrow? Anything.
\nTARDIS: I was bored so I changed my entire interior layout
\nTARDIS: Also I deleted all the bedrooms
\nTARDIS: Hey I let the master in
\nTARDIS: Fuck you Charley
\nTARDIS: Oops I possessed your companion
\nTARDIS: I brought the other one back to life but now he can’t die
\nTARDIS: You know where you could have a great vacation? the planet of carnivorous wasp people.
\nDoctor:
\nTARDIS: love you<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
TARDIS: Sorry doctor you’re stuck with these teachers for the next three years TARDIS: Also the chameleon circuit broke TARDIS: A button got stuck so Susan’s going to stab you all until you fix it TARDIS: I’ve conveniently landed where you’ll lose me have a nice time trying to find me again TARDIS: Hey an … <\/p>\n