{"id":266969,"date":"2013-07-21T14:25:11","date_gmt":"2013-07-21T14:25:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/07\/21\/thegoddamazon-actualcanadianfemmesherlock\/"},"modified":"2018-10-13T09:35:40","modified_gmt":"2018-10-13T09:35:40","slug":"thegoddamazon-actualcanadianfemmesherlock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/07\/21\/thegoddamazon-actualcanadianfemmesherlock\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-266969 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/07\/21\/thegoddamazon-actualcanadianfemmesherlock\/attachment\/266970\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/tumblr_lzg461SXGw1qlch55o1_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/tumblr_lzg461SXGw1qlch55o1_250-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/tumblr_lzg461SXGw1qlch55o1_250-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/07\/21\/thegoddamazon-actualcanadianfemmesherlock\/attachment\/266971\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/tumblr_lzg461SXGw1qlch55o2_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/tumblr_lzg461SXGw1qlch55o2_250-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/tumblr_lzg461SXGw1qlch55o2_250-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/07\/21\/thegoddamazon-actualcanadianfemmesherlock\/attachment\/266972\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/tumblr_lzg461SXGw1qlch55o3_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/tumblr_lzg461SXGw1qlch55o3_250-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/tumblr_lzg461SXGw1qlch55o3_250-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/07\/21\/thegoddamazon-actualcanadianfemmesherlock\/attachment\/266973\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/tumblr_lzg461SXGw1qlch55o4_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/tumblr_lzg461SXGw1qlch55o4_250-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/tumblr_lzg461SXGw1qlch55o4_250-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thegoddamazon.tumblr.com\/post\/55342193720\/actualcanadianfemmesherlock-hi-can-we-talk\" target=\"_blank\">thegoddamazon<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/actualcanadianfemmesherlock.tumblr.com\/post\/17713948574\/hi-can-we-talk-about-how-badass-martha-jones\" target=\"_blank\">actualcanadianfemmesherlock<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Hi.<\/p>\n<p>Can we talk about how badass Martha Jones is?<\/p>\n<p>She\u2019s a medical student. The best in her class.<\/p>\n<p>She\u2019s at the hospital doing her medical thing.<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s this guy. She needs to check his heartbeat.<\/p>\n<p>He has two fucking hearts.<\/p>\n<p>Okay? take that in for a minute.<\/p>\n<p>He has TWO FUCKING HEARTS.<\/p>\n<p>Now we all think this is reeeeeal funny cause we know he\u2019s the Doctor.<\/p>\n<p>But she doesn\u2019t know that!<\/p>\n<p>She doesn\u2019t know that aliens exist!<\/p>\n<p>All she knows is that this normal-looking guy has TWO HEARTS.<\/p>\n<p>And what the fuck does badass Martha Jones do?<\/p>\n<p>She looks him straight in the eye.<\/p>\n<p>She doesn\u2019t scream.<\/p>\n<p>She doesn\u2019t stab him.<\/p>\n<p>She doesn\u2019t recoil.<\/p>\n<p>She just looks up at him, like \u201cwhat the fuck is your problem.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Look at those eyes. They aren\u2019t screaming. They aren\u2019t scared. They aren\u2019t even curious.<\/p>\n<p>They just simply say, in a calm and rational manner, \u201cwhat the fuck is your problem.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>You wanna talk about level-headed in a crisis.<\/p>\n<p>HOW BADASS IS THAT?!<\/p>\n<p>And then he winks at her.<\/p>\n<p>And you know what she does?<\/p>\n<p>She goes \u201cokay, I\u2019ll deal with this later.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Not \u201chey supervisor, this man has TWO GODDAMN HEARTS.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Not \u201chey world check it out this man is an alien.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nope, Martha BADASS MOTHAFUCKA Jones goes \u201cthis is not my problem right now. I\u2019ll solve this later.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Can we get this woman some medals or something?<\/p>\n<p>Maybe make her the first woman knight?<\/p>\n<p>If that isn\u2019t possible\u2026<\/p>\n<p>MAYBE CAN WE STOP TAGGING MARTHA HATE?<\/p>\n<p>Just an idea.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Never thought about it like this. She was always cool under fire, and she always thought on her feet. She wasn\u2019t like all the other Companions being razzle-dazzled and as a result not knowing how to react when situations got dangerous. Martha was still in wonder of it all, but when the going got tough, Martha got serious.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m so mad they cheated us out of what could have potentially been a waaay more exciting arc.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>thegoddamazon: actualcanadianfemmesherlock: Hi. Can we talk about how badass Martha Jones is? She\u2019s a medical student. The best in her class. She\u2019s at the hospital doing her medical thing. There\u2019s this guy. She needs to check his heartbeat. He has two fucking hearts. Okay? take that in for a minute. 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