{"id":266252,"date":"2013-07-25T14:44:25","date_gmt":"2013-07-25T14:44:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/07\/25\/backseatdean-booksandwildthings\/"},"modified":"2018-10-12T23:31:47","modified_gmt":"2018-10-12T23:31:47","slug":"backseatdean-booksandwildthings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/07\/25\/backseatdean-booksandwildthings\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-266252 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/07\/25\/backseatdean-booksandwildthings\/attachment\/266253\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/tumblr_midloxKyGE1rll0cfo1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/tumblr_midloxKyGE1rll0cfo1_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/tumblr_midloxKyGE1rll0cfo1_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/backseatdean.tumblr.com\/post\/43443279514\/booksandwildthings\" target=\"_blank\">backseatdean<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/booksandwildthings.tumblr.com\/post\/43423120811\/consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis\" target=\"_blank\">booksandwildthings<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis.tumblr.com\/post\/43418222062\/wolfstar-thunderfrost-bekuhboo\" target=\"_blank\">consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/wolfstar-thunderfrost.tumblr.com\/post\/43377223493\/bekuhboo-carry-on-my-wayward-bitch\" target=\"_blank\">wolfstar-thunderfrost<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/bekuhboo.tumblr.com\/post\/43326895330\/carry-on-my-wayward-bitch-bekuhboo\" target=\"_blank\">bekuhboo<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/carry-on-my-wayward-bitch.tumblr.com\/post\/43326576664\/bekuhboo-carry-on-my-wayward-bitch\" target=\"_blank\">carry-on-my-wayward-bitch<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/bekuhboo.tumblr.com\/post\/43325801206\/carry-on-my-wayward-bitch-bekuhboo\" target=\"_blank\">bekuhboo<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/carry-on-my-wayward-bitch.tumblr.com\/post\/43325539676\/bekuhboo-carry-on-my-wayward-bitch\" target=\"_blank\">carry-on-my-wayward-bitch<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/bekuhboo.tumblr.com\/post\/43324989603\/carry-on-my-wayward-bitch-bekuhboo\" target=\"_blank\">bekuhboo<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/carry-on-my-wayward-bitch.tumblr.com\/post\/43324796891\/bekuhboo-carry-on-my-wayward-bitch-well-im\" target=\"_blank\">carry-on-my-wayward-bitch<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/bekuhboo.tumblr.com\/post\/43324444352\/carry-on-my-wayward-bitch-well-im-fucked\" target=\"_blank\">bekuhboo<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/carry-on-my-wayward-bitch.tumblr.com\/post\/43324122570\/well-im-fucked\" target=\"_blank\">carry-on-my-wayward-bitch<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Well I\u2019m fucked.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Where the fuck are Dean and Sam.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>UPDATE:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>THEY WERE FIRST REPORTED IN THE 80\u2019S <\/strong><em>(HMM, WHO COULD HAVE REPORTED THAT?)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>DESCRIBED AS QUIET CHILDREN WHO APPROACH PEOPLE ALONE IN CARS OR ON THR STREET. ASK TO BE LET IN BECAUSE \u201cTHIS WON\u2019T TAKE LONG\u201d\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>REPORTS OF THESE CHILDREN ARE INCREASING ALL OVER THE U.S.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Jesus. I\u2019m gonna start carrying holy water with me.<\/p>\n<p>WHEN YOU SEE ONE JUST SHOUT CHRISTO OKAY<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Casually whispering <em>Christo<\/em> to every preteen I meet, and spraying them with a spray bottle full of holy water.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And then when they start screaming and crying you open up the Exorcism you conveniently recorded to your phone and play it for them while you laugh.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And then I chuckle at their remains and say to myself, \u201cThat didn\u2019t take long\u201d and BAM I WIN.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Then you carry on your day with a mighty feeling of accomplishment only to continue to do it again and again. Becoming the all-mighty child demon slayer.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>SOMEONE GET THE MOTHERFUCKING SALT!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>also guys i have an exorcism ritual and i know how to bless holy water so if anyone finds a black-eyed kid you come to me and i\u2019ll help you fuck their shit up<\/p>\n<p>also i know how to do devil\u2019s traps so eyah<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I think the Winchesters are already on this one:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/e4f5f1876221132a340bdd5115a4ac2d\/tumblr_inline_mifn3caOhu1r6udoq.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Seriously, can we start a \u2018Supernatural Proof Master Post\u2019 like the one for Doctor Who?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>OK SO I\u2019M LITERALLY CRYING. FAKE FBI AGENTS. CHEVROLET IMPALA. HOLY DAMN.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>backseatdean: booksandwildthings: consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis: wolfstar-thunderfrost: bekuhboo: carry-on-my-wayward-bitch: bekuhboo: carry-on-my-wayward-bitch: bekuhboo: carry-on-my-wayward-bitch: bekuhboo: carry-on-my-wayward-bitch: Well I\u2019m fucked. Where the fuck are Dean and Sam.\u00a0 UPDATE: THEY WERE FIRST REPORTED IN THE 80\u2019S (HMM, WHO COULD HAVE REPORTED THAT?) DESCRIBED AS QUIET CHILDREN WHO APPROACH PEOPLE ALONE IN CARS OR ON THR STREET. ASK TO BE LET IN &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/07\/25\/backseatdean-booksandwildthings\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1081],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266252"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=266252"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266252\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":266254,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266252\/revisions\/266254"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=266252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=266252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=266252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}