{"id":265841,"date":"2013-07-28T14:13:00","date_gmt":"2013-07-28T14:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/07\/28\/the-vampire-lion-justimprobable\/"},"modified":"2013-07-28T14:13:00","modified_gmt":"2013-07-28T14:13:00","slug":"the-vampire-lion-justimprobable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/07\/28\/the-vampire-lion-justimprobable\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

the-vampire-lion<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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justimprobable<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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myfandomsarebetterthanyours<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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fuckinq<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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sexcake<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

me but it\u2019s never an accident<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

DO GIRLS REALLY DO THIS<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

yep, I\u2019m just like, how can you hide a penis there? like where does it go?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

just\u00a0<\/p>\n

theres a dick in there<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Ideophobic :#OH GOD WHAT IF HE HAS A BONER RIGHT NOW THERE’S A PENIS IN THERE OH GOD<\/a>#BUT WHEN YOU CAN ACTUALLY KINDA SEE IT<\/a>\u00a0#AND THEN YOU CAN’T UNSEE IT<\/a>#SO YOU JUST KEEP GLANCING AT IT<\/a>\u00a0#AND THINKING<\/a><\/p>\n

And this lead to the following conversation with the roommate<\/p>\n

A: What, they think we don’t look?<\/p>\n

Me: I know, right? Of course we look.<\/p>\n

A: And then of course there’s David Bowie<\/p>\n

Me: Every girl discovered her sexuality with Labyrinth, either you were like “I’m gay,” or “oh my God, I like boys!”<\/p>\n

A: And then I was like “Yay! Fantasy”<\/p>\n

Me: And this is why you’re an asexual<\/p>\n

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the-vampire-lion: justimprobable: myfandomsarebetterthanyours: fuckinq: sexcake: does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants me but it\u2019s never an accident DO GIRLS REALLY DO THIS yep, I\u2019m just like, how can you hide a penis there? like where does it go? just\u00a0 theres a dick in there Ideophobic :#OH GOD WHAT … <\/p>\n

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