{"id":264898,"date":"2013-08-03T12:05:03","date_gmt":"2013-08-03T12:05:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/08\/03\/occupyvillengard-drunkoffbutterbeer-im\/"},"modified":"2013-08-03T12:05:03","modified_gmt":"2013-08-03T12:05:03","slug":"occupyvillengard-drunkoffbutterbeer-im","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/08\/03\/occupyvillengard-drunkoffbutterbeer-im\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

occupyvillengard<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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drunkoffbutterbeer<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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I\u2019m sorry, did you save the Doctor with CPR?<\/p>\n

Did you defeat a witch\u2019s spell with a rhyming word from Harry Potter?<\/p>\n

Did you take care of the Doctor in 1913 England when he didn\u2019t even remember himself?<\/p>\n

Did you recognize the Master before the Doctor did?<\/p>\n

Did you save all of humanity\u2019s ass from the Master by spreading the story of the doctor?<\/p>\n

No?<\/p>\n

Then why don\u2019t you stop being a little bitch about Martha Jones being a useless unneeded character?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Did you defeat a horde of bloodthirsty pig warriors with lightning?<\/p>\n

Did you save a crowd of people from a genetically mutated zombie-scorpion man?<\/p>\n

Did you save a sentient sun while the Doctor was incapacitated?<\/p>\n

Did you laugh in the Master\u2019s face as you defeated him with his own satellites?<\/p>\n

Did you leave the guy you loved because you knew you didn\u2019t need his love and validation to be a magnificent human being?\u00a0<\/p>\n

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This has been a Martha Jones appreciation post. \u00a0Thank you for your cooperation.<\/p>\n

PSA: you yourself do not require the love and validation of someone else. \u00a0Go forth and be a magnificent human being. \u00a0Be someone that you can love and be proud of. Be marvelous. Have a fantastic life.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

occupyvillengard: drunkoffbutterbeer: I\u2019m sorry, did you save the Doctor with CPR? Did you defeat a witch\u2019s spell with a rhyming word from Harry Potter? Did you take care of the Doctor in 1913 England when he didn\u2019t even remember himself? Did you recognize the Master before the Doctor did? Did you save all of humanity\u2019s … <\/p>\n

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