{"id":260847,"date":"2013-08-27T09:25:54","date_gmt":"2013-08-27T09:25:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/08\/27\/cumberbangers-amygloriouspond\/"},"modified":"2018-10-09T20:35:24","modified_gmt":"2018-10-09T20:35:24","slug":"cumberbangers-amygloriouspond","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/08\/27\/cumberbangers-amygloriouspond\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-260847 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/08\/27\/cumberbangers-amygloriouspond\/attachment\/260848\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/tumblr_mruo3uwsDN1qisegao1_500-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/tumblr_mruo3uwsDN1qisegao1_500-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/tumblr_mruo3uwsDN1qisegao1_500-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/08\/27\/cumberbangers-amygloriouspond\/attachment\/260849\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/tumblr_mruo3uwsDN1qisegao2_500-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/tumblr_mruo3uwsDN1qisegao2_500-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/tumblr_mruo3uwsDN1qisegao2_500-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/cumberbangers.tumblr.com\/post\/59261826693\/amygloriouspond-redscharlach-while-tumblr\" target=\"_blank\">cumberbangers<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/amygloriouspond.tumblr.com\/post\/59047604743\/redscharlach-while-tumblr-flails-over-shiny-new\" target=\"_blank\">amygloriouspond<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/redscharlach.tumblr.com\/post\/58821394967\/while-tumblr-flails-over-shiny-new-gifs-from-star\" target=\"_blank\">redscharlach<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>While Tumblr flails over shiny new gifs from Star Trek Into Darkness, here\u2019s something I cunningly <strike>pasted<\/strike> spotted in a corner of the screen. I do hope the Enterprise crew bother to read these instructions carefully before the next Trek movie comes along\u2026<\/p>\n<p>[Original screengrab is from <a href=\"http:\/\/deareje.tumblr.com\/post\/58789432072\/the-movie-is-now-available-in-hd-via-itunes\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I just can\u2019t get over the \u201c<em>remove clothes from subject, lie on top of subject and wriggle vigorously<\/em>&ldquo; and &rdquo;<em>this procedure MUST be carried out by [\u2026] any qualified medical professional with military training<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Well, I\u2019m a qualified medical professional but I don\u2019t have military training\u2026does that count? Please? Pretty please?<\/p>\n<p>(PS\u2026contents may be dangerously hot? HELL TO THE YES.)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>cumberbangers: amygloriouspond: redscharlach: While Tumblr flails over shiny new gifs from Star Trek Into Darkness, here\u2019s something I cunningly pasted spotted in a corner of the screen. I do hope the Enterprise crew bother to read these instructions carefully before the next Trek movie comes along\u2026 [Original screengrab is from here.] I just can\u2019t get &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/08\/27\/cumberbangers-amygloriouspond\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[12977,15,19],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260847"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=260847"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260847\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":260850,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260847\/revisions\/260850"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=260847"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=260847"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=260847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}