{"id":260136,"date":"2013-08-31T05:48:00","date_gmt":"2013-08-31T05:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/08\/31\/jawdust-dean-its-him-sam-its-who-dean\/"},"modified":"2018-10-09T12:11:28","modified_gmt":"2018-10-09T12:11:28","slug":"jawdust-dean-its-him-sam-its-who-dean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/08\/31\/jawdust-dean-its-him-sam-its-who-dean\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-260136 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/08\/31\/jawdust-dean-its-him-sam-its-who-dean\/attachment\/260137\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/tumblr_lmlw0bRjJD1qzx1ixo1_640-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/tumblr_lmlw0bRjJD1qzx1ixo1_640-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/tumblr_lmlw0bRjJD1qzx1ixo1_640-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/jawdust.tumblr.com\/post\/6406883705\/dean-its-him-sam-its-who-dean-the-captain\" target=\"_blank\">jawdust<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><small><strong>DEAN<\/strong>: It\u2019s him.<br \/><strong>SAM<\/strong>: It\u2019s who?<br \/><strong>DEAN<\/strong>: The Captain. It\u2019s the Captain.<br \/><strong>SAM<\/strong>: Oh <em>for the love of &#8211;<\/em><br \/><strong>CASTIEL<\/strong>: Who is this Captain?<br \/><strong>DEAN<\/strong>: You don\u2019t know who the Captain is?<br \/><strong>SAM<\/strong>: Don\u2019t. For your sake, Cas. <em>Don\u2019t.<\/em><br \/><strong>CASTIEL<\/strong>: No. That\u2019s why I\u2019m asking, Dean.<br \/><strong>DEAN<\/strong>: He works for a secret monster-busting government organisation, and has this sweet antique pistol, and wears a RAF coat, and his hair is like \u2014<br \/><strong>CASTIEL<\/strong>: I don\u2019t understand.<br \/><strong>DEAN<\/strong>: What\u2019s not to underst \u2014<br \/><strong>CASTIEL<\/strong>: No. I understand this \u2018Captain\u2019 and his archaic weaponry. I just don\u2019t understand what you\u2019re doing.<br \/><strong>SAM<\/strong>: Fangirling.<br \/><strong>DEAN<\/strong>: I am not &#8211;<br \/><strong>SAM<\/strong>: He\u2019s obsessed. Completely obesessed. Ever since we bumped into this Captain guy on a hunt back in Kentucky he won\u2019t shut the hell up about him and his huge ass car and stupid swoopy coat.\u00a0<br \/><em>[CASTIEL stares down at his trenchcoat.]<\/em>\u00a0<br \/><strong>DEAN<\/strong>: Look what you did. You made the nerd angel all insecure over his fashion choices.<br \/><strong>SAM<\/strong>: Actually, I think you\u2019ll find that was <em>you<\/em>. You and your big freaky mancrush.<br \/><strong>DEAN<\/strong>: There is <em>nothing<\/em> freaky about it.<br \/><strong>SAM<\/strong>: Yeah, yeah. You just don\u2019t know how to quit him.<br \/><strong>DEAN<\/strong>: I don\u2019t recognise that reference because <em><strong>I<\/strong><\/em> didn\u2019t watch that movie six goddamn times.<br \/><strong>SAM<\/strong>: Ang Lee is an icon of cinema, Dean.<br \/><strong>DEAN<\/strong>: You wore out the tent scene on the DVD.<br \/><strong>SAM<\/strong>: I did not!<br \/><strong>DEAN<\/strong>: Wait, where\u2019s Cas?<br \/><em>[CASTIEL reappears wearing an RAF jacket and his ridiculous \u2018I-did-good\u2019 smile.]<\/em>\u00a0<br \/><strong>SAM<\/strong>: Uh.<br \/><strong>CASTIEL<\/strong>: I feel swoopier.<\/small><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Annnd now I&rsquo;m picturing Cas in Jack&rsquo;s jacket&hellip;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>jawdust: DEAN: It\u2019s him.SAM: It\u2019s who?DEAN: The Captain. It\u2019s the Captain.SAM: Oh for the love of &#8211;CASTIEL: Who is this Captain?DEAN: You don\u2019t know who the Captain is?SAM: Don\u2019t. For your sake, Cas. Don\u2019t.CASTIEL: No. That\u2019s why I\u2019m asking, Dean.DEAN: He works for a secret monster-busting government organisation, and has this sweet antique pistol, and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/08\/31\/jawdust-dean-its-him-sam-its-who-dean\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1108,230,1081,4736,50],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260136"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=260136"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260136\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":260138,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260136\/revisions\/260138"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=260136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=260136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=260136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}