{"id":259951,"date":"2013-09-01T06:46:39","date_gmt":"2013-09-01T06:46:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/09\/01\/helloiamfine-headcanon-carlos-and-cecil-reach\/"},"modified":"2018-10-09T10:22:06","modified_gmt":"2018-10-09T10:22:06","slug":"helloiamfine-headcanon-carlos-and-cecil-reach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/09\/01\/helloiamfine-headcanon-carlos-and-cecil-reach\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-259951 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/09\/01\/helloiamfine-headcanon-carlos-and-cecil-reach\/attachment\/259952\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/tumblr_msdfq3RzqK1qf5cimo1_640-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/tumblr_msdfq3RzqK1qf5cimo1_640-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/tumblr_msdfq3RzqK1qf5cimo1_640-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/09\/01\/helloiamfine-headcanon-carlos-and-cecil-reach\/attachment\/259953\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/tumblr_msdfq3RzqK1qf5cimo2_640-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/tumblr_msdfq3RzqK1qf5cimo2_640-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/tumblr_msdfq3RzqK1qf5cimo2_640-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/09\/01\/helloiamfine-headcanon-carlos-and-cecil-reach\/attachment\/259954\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/tumblr_msdfq3RzqK1qf5cimo3_640-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/tumblr_msdfq3RzqK1qf5cimo3_640-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/tumblr_msdfq3RzqK1qf5cimo3_640-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/09\/01\/helloiamfine-headcanon-carlos-and-cecil-reach\/attachment\/259955\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/tumblr_msdfq3RzqK1qf5cimo4_640-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/tumblr_msdfq3RzqK1qf5cimo4_640-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/tumblr_msdfq3RzqK1qf5cimo4_640-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/helloiamfine.tumblr.com\/post\/59822796839\/headcanon-carlos-and-cecil-reach-an-angst-ridden\" target=\"_blank\">helloiamfine<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Headcanon:<\/p>\n<p>Carlos and Cecil reach an angst-ridden agreement that he is allowed to cut his hair twice a year, based on the average human hair growth rate of 0.44 millimeters a day. This achieves \u201cmaximum lushness\u201d without sacrificing hygiene or requiring a hairnet in the lab.<\/p>\n<p>The first few times are always the hardest.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>helloiamfine: Headcanon: Carlos and Cecil reach an angst-ridden agreement that he is allowed to cut his hair twice a year, based on the average human hair growth rate of 0.44 millimeters a day. This achieves \u201cmaximum lushness\u201d without sacrificing hygiene or requiring a hairnet in the lab. 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