{"id":257578,"date":"2013-09-13T16:40:35","date_gmt":"2013-09-13T16:40:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/09\/13\/mad-jack-churchill\/"},"modified":"2013-09-13T16:40:35","modified_gmt":"2013-09-13T16:40:35","slug":"mad-jack-churchill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/09\/13\/mad-jack-churchill\/","title":{"rendered":"Mad Jack Churchill"},"content":{"rendered":"

jkottke<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Every few months on the web, a new candidate emerges for the Bad-Ass Hall of Fame, a collection of amazing people who lived large, walked their own path, and left their mark on history with flair. Today\u2019s candidate is Mad Jack Churchill<\/a>, a British Commando leader during World War II who died in 1996. Churchill fought in the war armed with a bow & arrows, a broadsword, and occasionally even bagpipes. Here\u2019s a photo of him (far right) during a training exercise in Scotland, sword in hand as he storms the beach:<\/p>\n

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What a sight he must have been, leading charges branishing a sword and sucking on his pipes. Churchill even killed a German soldier in France with an arrow, recording the only known kill by bow in the war for the British. From a profile in WWII History magazine<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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During the BEF\u2019s fighting retreat, Churchill remained aggressive, unwilling to give up a yard of ground while extracting the maximum cost from the enemy. He was especially fond of raids and counterattacks, leading small groups of picked soldiers against the advancing Germans. He presented a strange, almost medieval figure at the head of his men, carrying not only his war bow and arrows, but his sword as well.<\/p>\n

As befitted his love of things Scottish, Churchill carried the basket-hilted claymore (technically a claybeg, the true claymore being an enormous two-handed sword). Later on, asked by a general who awarded him a decoration why he carried a sword in action, Churchill is said to have answered: \u201cIn my opinion, sir, any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed.\u201d<\/p>\n

The war-diary of 4th Infantry Brigade, to which Churchill\u2019s battalion belonged, commented on this extraordinary figure. \u201cOne of the most reassuring sights of the embarkation [from Dunkirk] was the sight of Captain Churchill passing down the beach with his bows and arrows. His high example and his great work \u2026 were a great help to the 4th Infantry Brigade.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

And this bit sounds totally made up:<\/p>\n

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Churchill himself was far in front of his troopers. Sword in hand, accompanied only by a corporal named Ruffell, he advanced into the town itself. Undiscovered by the enemy, he and Ruffell heard German soldiers digging in all around them in the gloom. The glow of a cigarette in the darkness told them the location of a German sentry post. What followed, even Churchill later admitted, was \u201ca bit Errol Flynn-ish.\u201d<\/p>\n

The first German sentry post, manned by two men, was taken in silence. Churchill, his sword blade gleaming in the night, appeared like a demon from the darkness, ordered \u201chaende hoch!\u201d and got results. He gave one German prisoner to Ruffell, then slipped his revolver lanyard around the second sentry\u2019s neck and led him off to make the rounds of the other guards. Each post, lulled into a sense of security by the voice of their captive comrade, surrendered to this fearsome apparition with the ferocious mustache and the naked sword.<\/p>\n

Altogether, Churchill and Corporal Ruffell collected 42 prisoners, complete with their personal weapons and a mortar they were manning in the village. Churchill and his claymore took the surrender of ten men in a bunch around the mortar. He and his NCO then marched the whole lot back into the British lines.<\/p>\n

As Churchill himself described the event, it all sounded rather routine: \u201cI always bring my prisoners back with their weapons; it weighs them down. I just took their rifle bolts out and put them in a sack, which one of the prisoners carried. [They] also carried the mortar and all the bombs they could carry and also pulled a farm cart with five wounded in it\u2026.I maintain that, as long as you tell a German loudly and clearly what to do, if you are senior to him he will cry \u2018jawohl\u2019 and get on with it enthusiastically and efficiently whatever the \u2026 situation. That\u2019s why they make such marvelous soldiers\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Crazy! After the war, he took up boat refurbishing, river surfing, and freaking out train passengers:<\/p>\n

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In his last job he would sometimes stand up on a train journey from London to his home, open the window and hurl out his briefcase, then calmly resume his seat. Fellow passengers looked on aghast, unaware that he had flung the briefcase into his own back garden.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Rest in peace, Mad Jack. (via today i found out<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

jkottke: Every few months on the web, a new candidate emerges for the Bad-Ass Hall of Fame, a collection of amazing people who lived large, walked their own path, and left their mark on history with flair. Today\u2019s candidate is Mad Jack Churchill, a British Commando leader during World War II who died in 1996. … <\/p>\n

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