{"id":257083,"date":"2013-09-15T14:09:29","date_gmt":"2013-09-15T14:09:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/09\/15\/superwholockthecomic-snarkasmnsquee\/"},"modified":"2013-09-15T14:09:29","modified_gmt":"2013-09-15T14:09:29","slug":"superwholockthecomic-snarkasmnsquee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/09\/15\/superwholockthecomic-snarkasmnsquee\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/superwholockthecomic.tumblr.com\/post\/61303570354\/snarkasmnsquee-what-do-you-mean-an-angel\" target=\"_blank\">superwholockthecomic<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/snarkasmnsquee.tumblr.com\/post\/61154041782\/what-do-you-mean-an-angel-of-the-lord\" target=\"_blank\">snarkasmnsquee<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u2014-<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;What do you mean an Angel of the Lord?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Castiel sighed as the man in the long coat (Jack?) crowded in next to him. \u201cI mean precisely that, Doctor.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The man squinted at him as Jack beamed proudly, his dark haired companion gaping openly. \u201cWell that\u2019s new, heard of the Weeping Angels yes, but Angels of the Lord not really- OH!\u201d and in what felt like the blink of an eye the man was suddenly nose to nose with him.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>It occurred to Castiel that perhaps this is how Dean felt.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Oh you\u2019ve been dragged in by the Rift. Must have been activated by something about you. Now tell me,\u00a0<em>what-\u201c\u00a0<\/em>was it even possible for him to get that closer? \u201c-happened when you got pulled in?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&quot;I was\u2026\u2019shooting the breeze\u2019&rdquo; and he airquoted, ignoring Jack\u2019s dreamy sigh &ldquo;with friends. We were then accosted by demons and then I was dragged through what looked like a portal.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Were you near the Empire State Building?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Er\u2026&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Tricky place, that one, plenty of Rift potential since the Daleks were there. Made things more wibbly-wobbly eh?&rdquo; The Doctor grinned widely for a second before he sobered &ldquo;I\u2019m afraid I don\u2019t have much good news for you since that universe isn\u2019t open to me.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I thought your box could go anywhere.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;OI! SHE\u2019S NOT A BOX!&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;What\u2019ll he do then?&rdquo; The woman asked. &ldquo;Are you just going to leave him?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;No.&rdquo; Once again, Cas found Jack\u2019s hand on his shoulder. &ldquo;He\u2019ll stay with me and mine. We could use an angel given with what we do. That\u2019s if you want, Cas.&quot;\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><em>Cas<\/em>. Green eyes, a cocky grin, the smell of leather and guns. Who knew when he\u2019d be able to go back to the Winchesters to help stop the apocalypse. God was missing after all, and in this godless universe who was left?\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>He closed his eyes and breathed.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><em>What do I do?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0&quot;Well Castiel, Angel of the Lord?&rdquo; Cas focused again on the Doctor who looked at him with an easy smile but cool eyes. He could see the soldier there, but according to Dean those weren\u2019t things you talked about. &ldquo;What do you want to do?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Was it really so easy?<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I want to go home. But\u2026&rdquo; he turned to Jack. &ldquo;You spoke of your team\u2026 you try to and help people.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Jack nodded. \u201cDedicated to fighting on behalf of the human race.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Cas felt his mouth twitch into a smile. \u201cThen I think I know what to do in the mean time.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014-<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;The hell did you say you were?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I am Castiel, an Angel of the Lord.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Shut up, there\u2019s no such thing,&rdquo; Owen scoffed from his seat on the couch.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;We are Torchwood after all, we should be used to this by now,&rdquo; Tosh pointed out reasonably.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Question is\u2026 will he need a mug?&rdquo; Ianto muttered as the team continued to stare at their new visitor.<\/p>\n<p>Castiel squinted. \u201cI\u2026 I dont understand, what would I need ceramicware for?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;If you\u2019re staying!&rdquo; A human would have been knocked over by the force with which Jack clapped his hand on Cas\u2019s shoulder, but the angel remained entirely unruffled except for the glance over his shoulder. &ldquo;You\u2019re staying right?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;You do appear to be an authority in this universe as to how I got here. I suppose I will need your help in getting back,&rdquo; the angel admitted grudgingly.<\/p>\n<p>Jack\u2019s smile widened. \u201cWell welcome! As you know, my name is Captain Jack Harkness\u2026\u201d and the team collectively groaned.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u2014-<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Who\u2019s prettier, Cas or Jack?&rdquo; Gwen wondered aloud.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Can we not talk about how pretty they are, it\u2019s rather damaging for the rest of us,&rdquo; Owen groaned.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Well look at how similar the two look! Gwen what d\u2019you think?&rdquo; the woman asked, grinning wickedly.<\/p>\n<p>Tosh gaped. \u201c<em>Really?<\/em> Are you really going to go there?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Well fine! Ianto!&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Nope, staying out of this one,\u00a0<em>nope<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Oh come on, everyone knows about your secret shame!&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Long coats are\u00a0<em>attractive<\/em> okay?!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&quot;Hello boys and girls!&rdquo; and all activity came to a dead halt as Jack breezed in, Cas not far behind. &ldquo;What\u2019s this about attractive? Talking about me again?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;How was it?&rdquo; Gwen asked.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Man\u2019s a natural!&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Not a man.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Dispatched those Weevils like they were cotton dolls!&rdquo; Jack sank into a chair and threw his feet up. &ldquo;Even mind whammied the family, didn\u2019t need to slip them Retcon.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;So I guess we\u2019re done for the day then? I\u2019m gonna go pretend to live a life.&rdquo; Owen asked as he picked up his stuff.<\/p>\n<p>Jack mock pouted\u201dAwww, not sticking around for Cas\u2019s welcome party with Twister then Harper? Gwen? Tosh? Anyone?\u201d The team headed out of the room laughing, but Cas tilted his head at Jack.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;What is Twister?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Jack looked up, and in the short time Cas had been on the team, he\u2019d started to learn to mistrust that look.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Oh Castiel\u2026&rdquo; and once again Cas found himself learning exactly what Dean always complained about as Jack stood up to walk over and lean right into his personal space. &ldquo;the things I can teach you\u2026&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>The Night that Jack Taught Cas Twister would become Torchwood legend that could bring even the Doctor to his knees laughing (though people that that was more due to Jack running for cover as Cas got a little smitey around the eyes). And long after Cas returned back to the Winchesters, he would remember his first day in the Torchwood hub fondly.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>(even if he could barely walk by a game store without blushing madly for months on end)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>SNARK MY LOVE You wrote a beautiful thing and I missed it I\u2019m so sorry!! Yay Torchwood Cas!! and OWENNN<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>superwholockthecomic: snarkasmnsquee: \u2014- &ldquo;What do you mean an Angel of the Lord?&rdquo; Castiel sighed as the man in the long coat (Jack?) crowded in next to him. \u201cI mean precisely that, Doctor.\u201d\u00a0 The man squinted at him as Jack beamed proudly, his dark haired companion gaping openly. \u201cWell that\u2019s new, heard of the Weeping Angels &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/09\/15\/superwholockthecomic-snarkasmnsquee\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[25177,14855,4736,22027],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257083"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=257083"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257083\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=257083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=257083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=257083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}