{"id":257030,"date":"2013-09-15T19:24:26","date_gmt":"2013-09-15T19:24:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/09\/15\/taladraco-merindab-taladraco-i-made-a\/"},"modified":"2013-09-15T19:24:26","modified_gmt":"2013-09-15T19:24:26","slug":"taladraco-merindab-taladraco-i-made-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/09\/15\/taladraco-merindab-taladraco-i-made-a\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/taladraco.tumblr.com\/post\/61332233825\/merindab-taladraco-i-made-a-hitler-joke-at\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">taladraco<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/merindab.tumblr.com\/post\/61331092858\/taladraco-i-made-a-hitler-joke-at-the-mall-today\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">merindab<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/taladraco.tumblr.com\/post\/61325374442\/i-made-a-hitler-joke-at-the-mall-today-and-my\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">taladraco<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">I made a Hitler joke at the mall today and my roommate threatened to take the history channel away from me. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>She was referencing Hitler and the occult. I need \u201caliens!\u201d Gif<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You\u2019re just jealous that while your ancestors were mastering pasta, mine was experimenting with the occult and communing with nature spirits.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>No, my ancestors were busy CONQUERING THE KNOWN WORLD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>taladraco: merindab: taladraco: I made a Hitler joke at the mall today and my roommate threatened to take the history channel away from me. She was referencing Hitler and the occult. I need \u201caliens!\u201d Gif You\u2019re just jealous that while your ancestors were mastering pasta, mine was experimenting with the occult and communing with nature &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/09\/15\/taladraco-merindab-taladraco-i-made-a\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257030"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=257030"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257030\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=257030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=257030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=257030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}