{"id":255060,"date":"2013-09-24T17:07:01","date_gmt":"2013-09-24T17:07:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/09\/24\/genalovestoons-kungphooey-my-headcanon-here\/"},"modified":"2018-10-06T18:02:38","modified_gmt":"2018-10-06T18:02:38","slug":"genalovestoons-kungphooey-my-headcanon-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/09\/24\/genalovestoons-kungphooey-my-headcanon-here\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-255060 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/09\/24\/genalovestoons-kungphooey-my-headcanon-here\/attachment\/255061\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/tumblr_mg0bh8vaeg1qlhck1o1_500-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/tumblr_mg0bh8vaeg1qlhck1o1_500-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/tumblr_mg0bh8vaeg1qlhck1o1_500-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/09\/24\/genalovestoons-kungphooey-my-headcanon-here\/attachment\/255062\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/tumblr_mg0bh8vaeg1qlhck1o2_500-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/tumblr_mg0bh8vaeg1qlhck1o2_500-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/tumblr_mg0bh8vaeg1qlhck1o2_500-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/09\/24\/genalovestoons-kungphooey-my-headcanon-here\/attachment\/255063\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/tumblr_mg0bh8vaeg1qlhck1o3_500-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/tumblr_mg0bh8vaeg1qlhck1o3_500-150x150.gif 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/tumblr_mg0bh8vaeg1qlhck1o3_500-100x100.gif 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/genalovestoons.tumblr.com\/post\/40530837343\/kungphooey-my-headcanon-here-is-that-legolas\" target=\"_blank\">genalovestoons<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/kungphooey.tumblr.com\/post\/39492988328\/my-headcanon-here-is-that-legolas-is-just-barely\" target=\"_blank\">kungphooey<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div class=\"token\">\n<p>my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together<\/p>\n<p>since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk<\/p>\n<p>so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn\u2019t a clue what it\u2019s like to be affected by alcohol<\/p>\n<p>while inside he\u2019s all \u2018sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this\u2019<\/p>\n<p>\u2018don\u2019t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest\u2019<\/p>\n<p>\u2018and all your friends\u00a0drew orc penises on your face\u2019<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"token\">\u2018and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there\u2019<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u2018And <em>especially<\/em> don\u2019t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>\u2018Dad never let me hear the end of that one\u2019<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>genalovestoons: kungphooey: my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn\u2019t a clue what it\u2019s like to &hellip; 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