{"id":254540,"date":"2013-09-27T04:57:34","date_gmt":"2013-09-27T04:57:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/09\/27\/manderkinz-merindab-manderkinz\/"},"modified":"2013-09-27T04:57:34","modified_gmt":"2013-09-27T04:57:34","slug":"manderkinz-merindab-manderkinz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/09\/27\/manderkinz-merindab-manderkinz\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/manderkinz.tumblr.com\/post\/62396880430\/merindab-manderkinz-merindab\" target=\"_blank\">manderkinz<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/merindab.tumblr.com\/post\/62396608156\/manderkinz-merindab-manderkinz-ive-come\" target=\"_blank\">merindab<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/manderkinz.tumblr.com\/post\/62396560284\/merindab-manderkinz-ive-come-to-the\" target=\"_blank\">manderkinz<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/merindab.tumblr.com\/post\/62396491176\/manderkinz-ive-come-to-the-conclusion-that-i\" target=\"_blank\">merindab<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/manderkinz.tumblr.com\/post\/62395691722\/ive-come-to-the-conclusion-that-i-feel-about\" target=\"_blank\">manderkinz<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I\u2019ve come to the conclusion that I feel about Ianto Jones the way Cecil feels about Carlos.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>If Telly cuts Ianto\u2019s hair you\u2019re going to put a hit out on him?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>If Telly cuts Ianto\u2019s hair, I will kill him myself.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And then retcon any witnesses? Is that why Night Vale is so messed up, all the retcon in the water?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Don\u2019t judge me. How was I supposed to know that Retcon in the water supply would cause everyone to develop paranoid schizophrenia? It\u2019s not on any of the warning labels.<\/p>\n<p>There should be pamphlets.<\/p>\n<p>All I\u2019m saying is nobody should have touched Ianto\u2019s hair. Ianto\u2019s hair is perfect. He uses just the right amount of gel\u2014enough that his handsome, fashionable style lasts all day while still holding that boyish curl and run-your-fingers-through it softness.<\/p>\n<p>They shouldn\u2019t have touched it.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Don&rsquo;t look at me, I heard Steve Carlsburg put him up to it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>manderkinz: merindab: manderkinz: merindab: manderkinz: I\u2019ve come to the conclusion that I feel about Ianto Jones the way Cecil feels about Carlos. If Telly cuts Ianto\u2019s hair you\u2019re going to put a hit out on him? If Telly cuts Ianto\u2019s hair, I will kill him myself. And then retcon any witnesses? Is that why Night &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/09\/27\/manderkinz-merindab-manderkinz\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254540"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=254540"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254540\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=254540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=254540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=254540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}