{"id":254537,"date":"2013-09-27T05:21:00","date_gmt":"2013-09-27T05:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/09\/27\/further-meanderings-of-merinda-manderkinz\/"},"modified":"2013-09-27T05:21:00","modified_gmt":"2013-09-27T05:21:00","slug":"further-meanderings-of-merinda-manderkinz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/09\/27\/further-meanderings-of-merinda-manderkinz\/","title":{"rendered":"Further Meanderings of Merinda: manderkinz: merindab: manderkinz: merindab: manderkinz: I\u2019ve come to…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Further Meanderings of Merinda: manderkinz: merindab: manderkinz: merindab: manderkinz: I\u2019ve come to…<\/a><\/p>\n

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I\u2019ve come to the conclusion that I feel about Ianto Jones the way Cecil feels about Carlos.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

If Telly cuts Ianto\u2019s hair you\u2019re going to put a hit out on him?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

If Telly cuts Ianto\u2019s hair, I will kill him myself.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n

It\u2019s because he was jealous of Ianto! Sweet, perfect Ianto.<\/p>\n

Poor Ianto has the flu and Steve Carlsberg (that jackass) filled in for him. Owen nearly choked to death on his unacceptably dry scones and the notes he took at the staff meeting were atrocious. It took Ianto three hours to sort through the bad grammar and the confusion resulted in six casualties.<\/p>\n

And can we talk for a second about how Steve Carlsberg thinks that \u201cbeyond the government\u201d means that Torchwood should TAKE OVER the government? As if my Ianto\u2014clever, clever Ianto\u2014would take part in such undignified anarchy.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I heard Steve Carlsberg even brought Myfanwy the wrong sort of chocolate. Who on earth tries to feed\u00a0white chocolate<\/em> to a pteradon?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

It messed up her digestive system for days! And did he apologize to her?!?<\/p>\n

Of course not!<\/p>\n

It was all \u201cShe\u2019s a prehistoric creature, Ianto. She doesn\u2019t have feelings.\u201d And \u201cWhite chocolate is still chocolate, you didn\u2019t specify.\u201d<\/p>\n

Of course he wouldn\u2019t have specified! EVERYONE knows what pterosaurs require at least 70% cocoa to keep their serotonin levels at peak efficiency.<\/p>\n

White chocolate isn\u2019t even real chocolate.<\/p>\n

What a jerk.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Further Meanderings of Merinda: manderkinz: merindab: manderkinz: merindab: manderkinz: I\u2019ve come to… manderkinz: merindab: manderkinz: manderkinz: merindab: manderkinz: merindab: manderkinz: I\u2019ve come to the conclusion that I feel about Ianto Jones the way Cecil feels about Carlos. If Telly cuts Ianto\u2019s hair you\u2019re going to put a hit out on him? If Telly cuts Ianto\u2019s … <\/p>\n

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