{"id":252554,"date":"2013-10-07T10:25:58","date_gmt":"2013-10-07T10:25:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/10\/07\/superlockedhogwartianinthetardis\/"},"modified":"2013-10-07T10:25:58","modified_gmt":"2013-10-07T10:25:58","slug":"superlockedhogwartianinthetardis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/10\/07\/superlockedhogwartianinthetardis\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/superlockedhogwartianinthetardis.tumblr.com\/post\/51448446821\" target=\"_blank\">superlockedhogwartianinthetardis<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/keepcalm-andpartyyon.tumblr.com\/post\/37323859251\/a-comma-splice-walks-into-a-bar-it-has-a-drink\" target=\"_blank\">keepcalm-andpartyyon<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.<\/p>\n<p>A question mark walks into a bar?<\/p>\n<p>Two quotation marks \u201cWalk into\u201d a bar.<\/p>\n<p>A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.<\/p>\n<p>The bar was walked into by a passive voice.<\/p>\n<p>Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: keepcalm-andpartyyon: A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves. A question mark walks into a bar? Two quotation marks \u201cWalk into\u201d a bar. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink. The bar was walked into by a passive voice. Three intransitive verbs walk &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/10\/07\/superlockedhogwartianinthetardis\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[712,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252554"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=252554"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252554\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=252554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=252554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=252554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}