{"id":252524,"date":"2013-10-07T13:55:24","date_gmt":"2013-10-07T13:55:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/10\/07\/ladyofshalott1995-girl-im-sorry-im-really\/"},"modified":"2013-10-07T13:55:24","modified_gmt":"2013-10-07T13:55:24","slug":"ladyofshalott1995-girl-im-sorry-im-really","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/10\/07\/ladyofshalott1995-girl-im-sorry-im-really\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ladyofshalott1995.tumblr.com\/post\/63352810335\/girl-im-sorry-im-really-nervous-john\" target=\"_blank\">ladyofshalott1995<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div>Girl: &ldquo;I&rsquo;m sorry. I&rsquo;m really nervous.&rdquo;<br \/> John: &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t be. Just put the mic to your mouth and pretend it&rsquo;s me.&rdquo;<br \/> John: *rubs mic against face and mouth*<br \/> John: &ldquo;Please tell me you&rsquo;re 18.&rdquo;<br \/> Girl: &ldquo;I&rsquo;m 13.&rdquo;<br \/> John: &ldquo;&hellip;.&rdquo;<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And then he turned to man waiting next in line and was like &ldquo;sir can you ask the question?&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ladyofshalott1995: Girl: &ldquo;I&rsquo;m sorry. I&rsquo;m really nervous.&rdquo; John: &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t be. Just put the mic to your mouth and pretend it&rsquo;s me.&rdquo; John: *rubs mic against face and mouth* John: &ldquo;Please tell me you&rsquo;re 18.&rdquo; Girl: &ldquo;I&rsquo;m 13.&rdquo; John: &ldquo;&hellip;.&rdquo; And then he turned to man waiting next in line and was like &ldquo;sir can you &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/10\/07\/ladyofshalott1995-girl-im-sorry-im-really\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[15561,552],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252524"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=252524"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252524\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=252524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=252524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=252524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}