{"id":252052,"date":"2013-10-09T18:47:39","date_gmt":"2013-10-09T18:47:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/10\/09\/assbutt-extraordinaire-alright-i-work-in\/"},"modified":"2013-10-09T18:47:39","modified_gmt":"2013-10-09T18:47:39","slug":"assbutt-extraordinaire-alright-i-work-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/10\/09\/assbutt-extraordinaire-alright-i-work-in\/","title":{"rendered":"Assbutt Extraordinaire: Alright. I work in accident reconstruction, and therefore I feel the&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/deanlovescassbutt.tumblr.com\/post\/63568734824\/alright-i-work-in-accident-reconstruction-and'>Assbutt Extraordinaire: Alright. I work in accident reconstruction, and therefore I feel the&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"link_description\">\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/deanlovescassbutt.tumblr.com\/post\/63568734824\/alright-i-work-in-accident-reconstruction-and\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">deanlovescassbutt<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Alright. I work in accident reconstruction, and therefore I feel the need to nitpick on the car crash scene. If you don\u2019t care about the physics of car crashes, feel free to skip over this. If you want to learn something new about wrecks, read on!<\/p>\n<p>For one, every car since 1989 has been required\u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Assbutt Extraordinaire: Alright. I work in accident reconstruction, and therefore I feel the&#8230; deanlovescassbutt: Alright. I work in accident reconstruction, and therefore I feel the need to nitpick on the car crash scene. If you don\u2019t care about the physics of car crashes, feel free to skip over this. If you want to learn something &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/10\/09\/assbutt-extraordinaire-alright-i-work-in\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Assbutt Extraordinaire: Alright. I work in accident reconstruction, and therefore I feel the&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"link","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[24881,2751],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252052"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=252052"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252052\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=252052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=252052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=252052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}