{"id":250884,"date":"2013-10-14T13:08:45","date_gmt":"2013-10-14T13:08:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/10\/14\/the-shortest-horror-story-ever\/"},"modified":"2013-10-14T13:08:45","modified_gmt":"2013-10-14T13:08:45","slug":"the-shortest-horror-story-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/10\/14\/the-shortest-horror-story-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"The Shortest Horror Story Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/cas-is-deans-unicorn.tumblr.com\/post\/47488373024\/the-shortest-horror-story-ever\" target=\"_blank\">cas-is-deans-unicorn<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/mad-angel-with-a-box.tumblr.com\/post\/21928359517\/the-shortest-horror-story-ever\" target=\"_blank\">mad-angel-with-a-box<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/frequency-radio.tumblr.com\/post\/8397346228\" target=\"_blank\">frequency-radio<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/supersonicbionic.tumblr.com\/post\/8327114934\" target=\"_blank\">supersonicbionic<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div>\n<blockquote>\n<div>\n<p>\u00a0The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.<\/p>\n<p>-Frederic Brown<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_ll5jfdfC781qc70k8.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_lp8efyLsUN1qbs3wz.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Oh hello, I\u2019m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn\u2019t it?<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_lpbjgq3cGh1qfc8c5.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mad-angel-with-a-box.tumblr.com\" target=\"_blank\">#How fandoms ruin hipster posts<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><strong><u>#I think you mean improve<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>cas-is-deans-unicorn: mad-angel-with-a-box: frequency-radio: supersonicbionic: \u00a0The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. -Frederic Brown \u00a0 Oh hello, I\u2019m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn\u2019t it? And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy. #How fandoms ruin hipster &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/10\/14\/the-shortest-horror-story-ever\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Shortest Horror Story Ever&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[18835,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250884"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=250884"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250884\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=250884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=250884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=250884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}