{"id":249841,"date":"2013-10-20T05:27:01","date_gmt":"2013-10-20T05:27:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/10\/20\/skeletonhaver-apparently-texas-has-a-limit-on\/"},"modified":"2013-10-20T05:27:01","modified_gmt":"2013-10-20T05:27:01","slug":"skeletonhaver-apparently-texas-has-a-limit-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/10\/20\/skeletonhaver-apparently-texas-has-a-limit-on\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/skeletonhaver.tumblr.com\/post\/64449700298\/apparently-texas-has-a-limit-on-how-many-sex-toys\" target=\"_blank\">skeletonhaver<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>apparently texas has a limit on how many sex toys you can own. imagine a homeowner staring, stonefaced, at a pair of police officers as they haul armload after armload of dildos out of a closet and into their squad car, write a ticket and hand it to them without making eye contact, and drive off<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I live in Texas, nobody report me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>skeletonhaver: apparently texas has a limit on how many sex toys you can own. imagine a homeowner staring, stonefaced, at a pair of police officers as they haul armload after armload of dildos out of a closet and into their squad car, write a ticket and hand it to them without making eye contact, and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/10\/20\/skeletonhaver-apparently-texas-has-a-limit-on\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249841"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=249841"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249841\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=249841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=249841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=249841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}