{"id":249620,"date":"2013-10-21T03:10:00","date_gmt":"2013-10-21T03:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/10\/21\/soi-wrote-another-smut-fic-cuffed-for-science\/"},"modified":"2013-10-21T03:10:00","modified_gmt":"2013-10-21T03:10:00","slug":"soi-wrote-another-smut-fic-cuffed-for-science","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/10\/21\/soi-wrote-another-smut-fic-cuffed-for-science\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So..I wrote another smut fic.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/1012133\" target=\"_blank\">Cuffed for Science<\/a> &#8211;\u00a0Sherlock storms into the bathroom to find John with his pants down. &ldquo;Good! Just like I need you. it&rsquo;s for a case!&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>teaser below the cut<\/p>\n<p><!-- more --><\/p>\n<p>\u201cI require your \u00a0assistance John,\u201d Sherlock opened the bathroom door.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSherlock!\u201d John had his pants half up. \u201cKnock, you bloody bastard!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, no, you won\u2019t need your pants. Or trousers.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>John stared daggers at his flatmate. \u201cWhat do you need that won\u2019t require pants?\u201d he asked evenly, mentally counting to twenty.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCome to my bedroom.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>John closed his eyes and upped the count to forty. \u201cI\u2019m not gay, Sherlock.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA man\u2019s life depends on this, John, I need your assistance. I need to see how long it takes you to achieve orgasm.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The mental count went to eighty before John opened his eyes. \u201cReally?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sherlock gave John one of his looks. \u201cIt must be you, I cannot keep track of the various factors while masturbating myself. Besides. You need to be bound.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>John stared at him. \u201cYou want to tie me up and then do what?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMasturbate you. Do keep up, John. My bed is closer.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So..I wrote another smut fic. Cuffed for Science &#8211;\u00a0Sherlock storms into the bathroom to find John with his pants down. &ldquo;Good! Just like I need you. it&rsquo;s for a case!&rdquo; teaser below the cut \u201cI require your \u00a0assistance John,\u201d Sherlock opened the bathroom door. \u201cSherlock!\u201d John had his pants half up. \u201cKnock, you bloody bastard!\u201d &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/10\/21\/soi-wrote-another-smut-fic-cuffed-for-science\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[129,156,6041],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249620"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=249620"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249620\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=249620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=249620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=249620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}