{"id":247942,"date":"2013-10-30T18:41:51","date_gmt":"2013-10-30T18:41:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/10\/30\/roachpatrol-thefingerfuckingfemalefury\/"},"modified":"2018-10-03T13:29:53","modified_gmt":"2018-10-03T13:29:53","slug":"roachpatrol-thefingerfuckingfemalefury","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/10\/30\/roachpatrol-thefingerfuckingfemalefury\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-247942 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/10\/30\/roachpatrol-thefingerfuckingfemalefury\/attachment\/247943\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/tumblr_mpfwncWnCo1s3a4wlo1_540-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/tumblr_mpfwncWnCo1s3a4wlo1_540-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/tumblr_mpfwncWnCo1s3a4wlo1_540-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/roachpatrol.tumblr.com\/post\/63710598577\/thefingerfuckingfemalefury-historicwomen\" target=\"_blank\">roachpatrol<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thefingerfuckingfemalefury.tumblr.com\/post\/61856758605\/historicwomen-anne-bonny-1702-1782-anne-bonny\" target=\"_blank\">thefingerfuckingfemalefury<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/historicwomen.tumblr.com\/post\/57026618283\/anne-bonny-1702-1782-anne-bonny-is-one-of-the\" target=\"_blank\">historicwomen<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Anne_Bonny\" target=\"_blank\">Anne Bonny<\/a>\u00a01702- 1782<\/p>\n<p>Anne Bonny is one of the most notorious pirates in recorded history. She was born in Ireland but moved to America when her father was disgraced. She was tough and a rebel even before her days on the high sea. Legend says she <a href=\"http:\/\/latinamericanhistory.about.com\/od\/historyofthecaribbean\/p\/Biography-Of-Anne-Bonny.htm\" target=\"_blank\">stabbed<\/a> one of her father\u2019s maids, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewayofthepirates.com\/famous-pirates\/anne-bonny.php\" target=\"_blank\">beat a man<\/a> who attempted to rape her and put him in the hospital and\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.charlestonpirates.com\/anne_bonney.html\" target=\"_blank\">publicly\u00a0stripped<\/a> her fencing instructor with her sword.<\/p>\n<p>At sixteen Anne fell in love with a poor man named James Bonny and insisted on marrying him despite her father\u2019s objections. She did and her father disowned her. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.britannica.com\/EBchecked\/topic\/1558418\/Anne-Bonny\" target=\"_blank\">She moved<\/a> with James to New Providence where her husband worked capturing pirates. Anne thought this was exceptionally lame and left him for a pirate named\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Calico_Jack\" target=\"_blank\">Calico Jack<\/a>.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Anne was an excellent pirate. She did not hide her gender from her crew mates, but when attacking ships she dressed like a man and kicked ass like a woman. While on the high seas, Anne developed a friendship with fellow woman pirate,\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mary_Read\" target=\"_blank\">Mary Read<\/a>. Some accounts report the two <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewayofthepirates.com\/famous-pirates\/anne-bonny.php\" target=\"_blank\">were lovers<\/a>.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>One night, when Calico Jack\u2019s crew was wasted,\u00a0some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thepirateking.com\/bios\/bonny_anne.htm\" target=\"_blank\">privateers captured<\/a> his ship. The crew was so drunk, none fought back but Bonny and Read. All the pirates were brought to trial and sentenced to execution. Bonny avoided this fate by revealing she was pregnant. Even after giving birth, her execution was delayed and eventually her paper trail ends. She was probably saved by her father who had influence over the courts, but there is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.charlestonpirates.com\/anne_bonney.html\" target=\"_blank\">no recorded <\/a>evidence of her fate.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>AW YES<\/p>\n<p>FABULOUS BISEXUAL LADY PIRATE, GET ON MY BLOG NOW &lt;3<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Can we also mention one of the most beautiful burns ever delivered? Calico Jack hid belowdecks during the fighting (<em>while his<\/em> <em>fucking babymomma and her girlfriend were up there kicking ass)\u00a0<\/em>and it\u2019s said that before she left the jail she stopped by Jack\u2019s prison cell. He begged her to put in a good word for him and she said, \u201cJack, if you had but fought like a man you would not now be about to die like a dog.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Then she strolled the fuck out and left him to rot.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>roachpatrol: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: historicwomen: Anne Bonny\u00a01702- 1782 Anne Bonny is one of the most notorious pirates in recorded history. She was born in Ireland but moved to America when her father was disgraced. She was tough and a rebel even before her days on the high sea. Legend says she stabbed one of her father\u2019s maids, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/10\/30\/roachpatrol-thefingerfuckingfemalefury\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[7744,1420,261,24629,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247942"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=247942"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247942\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":247944,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247942\/revisions\/247944"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=247942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=247942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=247942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}