{"id":247083,"date":"2013-11-04T10:10:57","date_gmt":"2013-11-04T10:10:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/11\/04\/the-ninth-doctor-didnt-need-a-wood-setting\/"},"modified":"2013-11-04T10:10:57","modified_gmt":"2013-11-04T10:10:57","slug":"the-ninth-doctor-didnt-need-a-wood-setting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/11\/04\/the-ninth-doctor-didnt-need-a-wood-setting\/","title":{"rendered":"The Ninth Doctor didn&#8217;t need a wood setting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/dontbitethemailman.tumblr.com\/post\/43728693617\/the-ninth-doctor-didnt-need-a-wood-setting\" target=\"_blank\">dontbitethemailman<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/eleventhdoctorsspookyblog.tumblr.com\/post\/33572542263\/the-ninth-doctor-didnt-need-a-wood-setting\" target=\"_blank\">eleventhdoctorsspookyblog<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m6x4vx0WFD1qlnpg8.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>He just kicked the door in.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Eleven will break his leg doing that<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Ten will apologise incessantly at the door.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>One would get someone else to do it.<\/p>\n<p>Two would think of a logical way to open it.<\/p>\n<p>Three would roundhouse kick it in.<\/p>\n<p>Four would have K-9 blast it.<\/p>\n<p>Five would be too busy thinking about Adric.<\/p>\n<p>Six would sass it into oblivion.<\/p>\n<p>Seven would blow it up.<\/p>\n<p>Eight would kick it in, but it wouldn\u2019t be televised.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>omg five and eight<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>dontbitethemailman: eleventhdoctorsspookyblog: He just kicked the door in. Eleven will break his leg doing that Ten will apologise incessantly at the door. One would get someone else to do it. Two would think of a logical way to open it. Three would roundhouse kick it in. Four would have K-9 blast it. Five would be &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/11\/04\/the-ninth-doctor-didnt-need-a-wood-setting\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Ninth Doctor didn&#8217;t need a wood setting&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[3697,13,355,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247083"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=247083"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247083\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=247083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=247083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=247083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}