{"id":247017,"date":"2013-11-04T19:42:33","date_gmt":"2013-11-04T19:42:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/11\/04\/today-i-had-a-plate-of-fries-for-lunch-and-a-piece\/"},"modified":"2013-11-04T19:42:33","modified_gmt":"2013-11-04T19:42:33","slug":"today-i-had-a-plate-of-fries-for-lunch-and-a-piece","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/11\/04\/today-i-had-a-plate-of-fries-for-lunch-and-a-piece\/","title":{"rendered":"Today I had a plate of fries for lunch and a piece of steamed salmon&#8230; And for desserts, it was a cream pie. I&#8217;m starving. Am I a hobbit?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/tardis221b.tumblr.com\/post\/65838525576\/today-i-had-a-plate-of-fries-for-lunch-and-a-piece\">tardis221b<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>yes friend quite possibly i\u2019d get that checked out<\/p>\n<p>although before you do there are a few checks you can do yourself at home to determine whether you are indeed a hobbit\u00a0<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>check your feet. are they larger and\/or hairier than average? if so, you may be a hobbit<\/li>\n<li>measure your height- if you are between 2 and 4 feet tall that is also a strong indicator<\/li>\n<li>feel the tips of your ears. slightly pointed ears are a characteristic of hobbits as well as elves<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>if you are experiencing one or more of these symptoms i advise you pack a second (and third) lunch and get yourself straight to middle earth without delay<\/p>\n<p>god speed, little hobbit<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>tardis221b: yes friend quite possibly i\u2019d get that checked out although before you do there are a few checks you can do yourself at home to determine whether you are indeed a hobbit\u00a0 check your feet. are they larger and\/or hairier than average? if so, you may be a hobbit measure your height- if you &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/11\/04\/today-i-had-a-plate-of-fries-for-lunch-and-a-piece\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Today I had a plate of fries for lunch and a piece of steamed salmon&#8230; And for desserts, it was a cream pie. I&#8217;m starving. Am I a hobbit?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247017"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=247017"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247017\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=247017"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=247017"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=247017"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}