{"id":243523,"date":"2013-11-20T15:37:00","date_gmt":"2013-11-20T15:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/11\/20\/sherlockscockywink-wanted-a-food-fight-so-here-we\/"},"modified":"2013-11-20T15:37:00","modified_gmt":"2013-11-20T15:37:00","slug":"sherlockscockywink-wanted-a-food-fight-so-here-we","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/11\/20\/sherlockscockywink-wanted-a-food-fight-so-here-we\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>sherlockscockywink wanted a food fight. So here we go, silly and smutty:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/1052374\" target=\"_blank\">Food Fight<\/a> &#8211;\u00a0Sherlock promised to make breakfast, but when does anything go according to plan?<\/p>\n<p>teaser below the cut<\/p>\n<p><!-- more --><\/p>\n<p>John and Sherlock stood in their pants in the early morning kitchen. John was glaring at the mess in Sherlock\u2019s frying pan. \u201cThat is NOT how you make an omlette,\u201d growled John.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u201cCooking is science,\u201d said Sherlock calmly. \u201cI am certain I am more than capable of producing an adequate breakfast.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>John reached past him and snatched the spatula. \u201cYou are a menace .\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sherlock looked at his pan. \u201cWe did agree I would make breakfast today.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes and there\u2019s a reason I don\u2019t let you near the tea.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The taller man pouted. \u201cBut John\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Leaning up John kissed him gently, reaching for the pan at the same time. Sherlock caught his hand and there was a brief struggle for control until suddenly it slipped out of both their hands and Sherlock had egg running down his leg. John giggled.<\/p>\n<p>Sherlock looked down at him, dragged his fingers through the mess and flicked it at him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>sherlockscockywink wanted a food fight. So here we go, silly and smutty: Food Fight &#8211;\u00a0Sherlock promised to make breakfast, but when does anything go according to plan? teaser below the cut John and Sherlock stood in their pants in the early morning kitchen. John was glaring at the mess in Sherlock\u2019s frying pan. \u201cThat is &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/11\/20\/sherlockscockywink-wanted-a-food-fight-so-here-we\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[129,156,6041],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243523"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=243523"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243523\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=243523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=243523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=243523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}