{"id":243341,"date":"2013-11-21T21:17:12","date_gmt":"2013-11-21T21:17:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/11\/21\/khorazir-here-what-coffee-not\/"},"modified":"2018-10-01T13:01:45","modified_gmt":"2018-10-01T13:01:45","slug":"khorazir-here-what-coffee-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/11\/21\/khorazir-here-what-coffee-not\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-243341 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/11\/21\/khorazir-here-what-coffee-not\/attachment\/243342\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mwjc9nXitv1qmk86ro1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mwjc9nXitv1qmk86ro1_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mwjc9nXitv1qmk86ro1_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/khorazir.tumblr.com\/post\/67510465348\/here-what-coffee-not-interested\" target=\"_blank\">khorazir<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&ldquo;Here.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;What?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Coffee.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Not interested.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;I\u2019m not going to poison you.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Why are you doing this, then?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Because Dr. Watson will want you awake and functioning when he wakes up. He\u2019ll recover far quicker if he doesn\u2019t have to worry about you.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;What\u2019s in it for you?&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Well, you\u2019re more manageable with him around. Almost human.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Oh, very well. I hope there is sugar in it.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Only if you get it yourself.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>For this week\u2019s <a href=\"http:\/\/letsdrawsherlock.tumblr.com\/post\/67047100844\/november-minor-character-mini-challenge-series\" target=\"_blank\">&ldquo;Let\u2019s Draw Sherlock&rdquo; November Minor Character Mini Challenge: Sally Donovan<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>khorazir: &ldquo;Here.&rdquo; &ldquo;What?&rdquo; &ldquo;Coffee.&rdquo; &ldquo;Not interested.&rdquo; &ldquo;I\u2019m not going to poison you.&rdquo; &ldquo;Why are you doing this, then?&rdquo; &ldquo;Because Dr. Watson will want you awake and functioning when he wakes up. He\u2019ll recover far quicker if he doesn\u2019t have to worry about you.&rdquo; &ldquo;What\u2019s in it for you?&rdquo; &ldquo;Well, you\u2019re more manageable with him around. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/11\/21\/khorazir-here-what-coffee-not\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[15844,15,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243341"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=243341"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243341\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":243343,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243341\/revisions\/243343"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=243341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=243341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=243341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}