{"id":242624,"date":"2013-11-26T05:12:54","date_gmt":"2013-11-26T05:12:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/11\/26\/neraiutsuze-also-im-laughing-at-the-thought-of\/"},"modified":"2013-11-26T05:12:54","modified_gmt":"2013-11-26T05:12:54","slug":"neraiutsuze-also-im-laughing-at-the-thought-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/11\/26\/neraiutsuze-also-im-laughing-at-the-thought-of\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/neraiutsuze.tumblr.com\/post\/67887794230\" target=\"_blank\">neraiutsuze<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>also i\u2019m laughing at the thought of jack leaving the vortex manipulator to unit upon \u2018one of\u2019 his deaths<\/p>\n<p>because i\u2019ve just got the mental image of jack creating a new will every time,\u00a0and it gradually gets more ridiculous<\/p>\n<p>like eventually he gets killed on a mission and they open up the newest one and it\u2019s like<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;to gwen i leave the contents of my shelf in the communal fridge, whatever it currently is&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;to owen i leave the stack of porn mags i bought yesterday on a whim&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;to tosh i leave this usb drive i filled with cat videos from youtube on a slow day&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;to ianto i leave the jar of lube, or permission to use the petty cash to buy a new jar of lube&rdquo;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>neraiutsuze: also i\u2019m laughing at the thought of jack leaving the vortex manipulator to unit upon \u2018one of\u2019 his deaths because i\u2019ve just got the mental image of jack creating a new will every time,\u00a0and it gradually gets more ridiculous like eventually he gets killed on a mission and they open up the newest one &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/11\/26\/neraiutsuze-also-im-laughing-at-the-thought-of\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[1108,50,4,1490],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242624"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=242624"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242624\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=242624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=242624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=242624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}