{"id":241354,"date":"2013-11-30T03:12:00","date_gmt":"2013-11-30T03:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/11\/30\/archiaart-i-cant-be-patient-around-you-i\/"},"modified":"2018-09-30T22:36:22","modified_gmt":"2018-09-30T22:36:22","slug":"archiaart-i-cant-be-patient-around-you-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/11\/30\/archiaart-i-cant-be-patient-around-you-i\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-241354 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/11\/30\/archiaart-i-cant-be-patient-around-you-i\/attachment\/241355\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mtzd0nYqQr1rwhyzco1_500-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mtzd0nYqQr1rwhyzco1_500-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mtzd0nYqQr1rwhyzco1_500-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/archiaart.tumblr.com\/post\/62795584917\/i-cant-be-patient-around-you\" target=\"_blank\">archiaart<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em>I can\u2019t be patient around you.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I wrote a ficlet for this:<\/p>\n<p>I crouch next to the battered corpse, rattling off deductions almost faster than Lestrade can write them down. Out of the corner of my eye I see John slowly lick his lips. Aroused. Obvious. I pitch my voice deliberately lower as I reach my conclusion. &ldquo;Murdered last Tuesday behind the Blue Duck and dumped here. Boyfriend.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Lestrade nods and closes his notebook. &ldquo;Thank you.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>I turn and walk away. Behind me John mutters the proper platitudes. He hurries in my wake as I head down an alley, my own steps silent as a predator. I want to make sure for John&rsquo;s sake that the Yard is sufficiently behind us.<\/p>\n<p>My body buzzes with excitement and anticipation. John&rsquo;s footsteps echo steadily behind me, loud over the blood rushing in my ears. Patience has never been my strongest suit. John Watson tears down what walls I do have.<\/p>\n<p>Pivoting, I shove him up against the bricks, making him grunt. &ldquo;Sherlock,&rdquo; he moans, somewhere between a reprimand and arousal.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/archiveofourown.org\/works\/1063630\" target=\"_blank\">Continues on AO3<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>archiaart: I can\u2019t be patient around you. I wrote a ficlet for this: I crouch next to the battered corpse, rattling off deductions almost faster than Lestrade can write them down. Out of the corner of my eye I see John slowly lick his lips. Aroused. Obvious. I pitch my voice deliberately lower as I &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/11\/30\/archiaart-i-cant-be-patient-around-you-i\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[24256,8032,55,129,156,1221],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241354"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=241354"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241354\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":241356,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241354\/revisions\/241356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=241354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=241354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=241354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}