{"id":240932,"date":"2013-11-30T23:39:58","date_gmt":"2013-11-30T23:39:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/11\/30\/theonceandfuturemom-marauders4evr-how-to-get\/"},"modified":"2018-09-30T21:17:58","modified_gmt":"2018-09-30T21:17:58","slug":"theonceandfuturemom-marauders4evr-how-to-get","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/11\/30\/theonceandfuturemom-marauders4evr-how-to-get\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-240932 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/11\/30\/theonceandfuturemom-marauders4evr-how-to-get\/attachment\/240933\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mrj0cx0CWJ1rraalgo1_1280-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mrj0cx0CWJ1rraalgo1_1280-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mrj0cx0CWJ1rraalgo1_1280-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/11\/30\/theonceandfuturemom-marauders4evr-how-to-get\/attachment\/240936\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mrj0cx0CWJ1rraalgo2_1280-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mrj0cx0CWJ1rraalgo2_1280-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mrj0cx0CWJ1rraalgo2_1280-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/11\/30\/theonceandfuturemom-marauders4evr-how-to-get\/attachment\/240941\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mrj0cx0CWJ1rraalgo3_1280-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mrj0cx0CWJ1rraalgo3_1280-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mrj0cx0CWJ1rraalgo3_1280-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/11\/30\/theonceandfuturemom-marauders4evr-how-to-get\/attachment\/240944\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mrj0cx0CWJ1rraalgo4_1280-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mrj0cx0CWJ1rraalgo4_1280-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mrj0cx0CWJ1rraalgo4_1280-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/11\/30\/theonceandfuturemom-marauders4evr-how-to-get\/attachment\/240949\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mrj0cx0CWJ1rraalgo5_1280-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mrj0cx0CWJ1rraalgo5_1280-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mrj0cx0CWJ1rraalgo5_1280-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/theonceandfuturemom.tumblr.com\/post\/68569665993\/marauders4evr-how-to-get-mycrofts-attention-a\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">theonceandfuturemom<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/marauders4evr.tumblr.com\/post\/58244691445\/how-to-get-mycrofts-attention-a-guide-by\" target=\"_blank\">marauders4evr<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em><strong>How To Get Mycroft\u2019s Attention<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>A Guide By Sherlock Holmes and John Watson<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>1. Carefully observe the entire flat, subtly locating each one of Mycroft\u2019s cameras.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>2. There is a blind spot in the kitchen, near the refrigerator. Use it to your advantage.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>3. Start a \u2018fight\u2019 with John. Be warned that this might escalate into an actual fight. He\u2019s had bad days.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Make your way into the kitchen, \u2018fighting\u2019 and \u2018screaming\u2019. The cameras don\u2019t have audio so you can scream gibberish.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>5. Grab a knife along the way. It\u2019s a prop but Mycroft doesn\u2019t need to know that.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>6. Stand in the blind spot next to John. Smear fake blood packets across your clothes and skin.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>7. Leaving John at the blind spot, stumble back into the camera\u2019s sight. Hyperventilate and anxiously glance around.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>8. Grab a garbage bag from beneath the sink.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>9. Go back to the blind spot and have John climb in. Drag the bag into the next room.<\/strong><strong>\u00a0For added effect, have John struggle and move in the bag.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>10. Mycroft should be arriving within five minutes.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>OMG, i would say, write the fic! \u00a0but you already did!!! \u00a0And of course, Mycroft would have GL in tow\u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>theonceandfuturemom: marauders4evr: How To Get Mycroft\u2019s Attention A Guide By Sherlock Holmes and John Watson 1. Carefully observe the entire flat, subtly locating each one of Mycroft\u2019s cameras. 2. There is a blind spot in the kitchen, near the refrigerator. Use it to your advantage. 3. Start a \u2018fight\u2019 with John. 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