{"id":239940,"date":"2013-12-02T15:43:46","date_gmt":"2013-12-02T15:43:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/12\/02\/allofthefeelings-maratini-ineptshieldmaid\/"},"modified":"2018-09-30T18:02:22","modified_gmt":"2018-09-30T18:02:22","slug":"allofthefeelings-maratini-ineptshieldmaid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/12\/02\/allofthefeelings-maratini-ineptshieldmaid\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-239940 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/12\/02\/allofthefeelings-maratini-ineptshieldmaid\/attachment\/239941\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"119\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/tumblr_mwwu0xgB6Y1sg5jfho1_400-150x119.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/allofthefeelings.tumblr.com\/post\/68689354001\/maratini-ineptshieldmaid-notcuddles\" target=\"_blank\">allofthefeelings<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/maratini.tumblr.com\/post\/68678600479\" target=\"_blank\">maratini<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ineptshieldmaid.tumblr.com\/post\/68584012675\/notcuddles-valkyrien-aflyingmotorbike\" target=\"_blank\">ineptshieldmaid<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/notcuddles.tumblr.com\/post\/68521368039\/valkyrien-aflyingmotorbike-synekdokee\" target=\"_blank\">notcuddles<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/valkyrien.tumblr.com\/post\/68495134420\/aflyingmotorbike-synekdokee\" target=\"_blank\">valkyrien<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/aflyingmotorbike.tumblr.com\/post\/68263322235\/synekdokee-anglepoiselamp-is-that-the\" target=\"_blank\">aflyingmotorbike<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/synekdokee.tumblr.com\/post\/68259009737\/anglepoiselamp-is-that-the-weather-report\" target=\"_blank\">synekdokee<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/anglepoiselamp.tumblr.com\/post\/68258844269\/is-that-the-weather-report\" target=\"_blank\">anglepoiselamp<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Is that the weather report?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>*sighs*<\/p>\n<p>Everyone knows we get lesbians every goddamn year, and yet every time they arrive people act all shocked. \u201cI\u2019m not ready for lesbians yet! I haven\u2019t put lesbian tyres on my car!\u201d Lady, it happens every year. You were warned beforehand. It\u2019s your own damn fault if you end up in an accident because you weren\u2019t prepared for lesbians.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>seriously. so tired of being late for school just because the subway can\u2019t handle lesbians. it\u2019s norway! what do they expect<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>On the bright side, learning institutions will close in their droves as nations shut down due to the overwhelming presence of lesbians.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>:sigh: But you have to make up lesbian days at the end of the school year\u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I\u2019ve been waiting for lesbians ever since the weather turned cold. I was promised 5cm of lesbians and DID I GET ANY? NO I DID NOT. Oh sure, there are lesbians up on the hills, but where\u2019s my gorgeous carpet of lesbians, huh?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"post_tag\" href=\"http:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/how-am-I-supposed-to-feel-like-it%27s-christmas-time-when-there-aren%27t-any-lesbians-outside-at-all\" target=\"_blank\">#how am I supposed to feel like it\u2019s christmas time when there aren\u2019t any lesbians outside at all<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I don\u2019t know how to make the Yuletide gay in these conditions. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>allofthefeelings: maratini: ineptshieldmaid: notcuddles: valkyrien: aflyingmotorbike: synekdokee: anglepoiselamp: Is that the weather report? *sighs* Everyone knows we get lesbians every goddamn year, and yet every time they arrive people act all shocked. \u201cI\u2019m not ready for lesbians yet! I haven\u2019t put lesbian tyres on my car!\u201d Lady, it happens every year. You were warned beforehand. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/12\/02\/allofthefeelings-maratini-ineptshieldmaid\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239940"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=239940"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239940\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":239942,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239940\/revisions\/239942"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=239940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=239940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=239940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}