{"id":238842,"date":"2013-12-08T18:18:56","date_gmt":"2013-12-08T18:18:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/12\/08\/taladraco-roommate-they-have-cars-we-can-borrow\/"},"modified":"2013-12-08T18:18:56","modified_gmt":"2013-12-08T18:18:56","slug":"taladraco-roommate-they-have-cars-we-can-borrow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/12\/08\/taladraco-roommate-they-have-cars-we-can-borrow\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/taladraco.tumblr.com\/post\/69393609171\/roommate-they-have-cars-we-can-borrow-for-the\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">taladraco<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Roommate: They have cars we can borrow for the day.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Me: Oh! Let\u2019s borrow the car. Can I drive? <\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Roommate: You don\u2019t have a legal license. <\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Me: So? We\u2019re borrowing it. No one said wet had to tell anyone we were borrowing it. <\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Roommate: Are the keys in the ignition? <\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Me: I can hotwire it. <\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Roommate: Can you hotwire a car? <\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Me: I have Google. I can hotwire a car. <\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Roommate: Well I have tumblr.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Me: Between Google and Tumblr, we can hotwire a car. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>taladraco: Roommate: They have cars we can borrow for the day. Me: Oh! Let\u2019s borrow the car. Can I drive? Roommate: You don\u2019t have a legal license. Me: So? We\u2019re borrowing it. No one said wet had to tell anyone we were borrowing it. Roommate: Are the keys in the ignition? Me: I can hotwire &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/12\/08\/taladraco-roommate-they-have-cars-we-can-borrow\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238842"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=238842"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238842\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=238842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=238842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=238842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}