{"id":237378,"date":"2013-12-17T23:40:41","date_gmt":"2013-12-17T23:40:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/12\/17\/dd-stats-explained-with-tomatoes-2\/"},"modified":"2013-12-17T23:40:41","modified_gmt":"2013-12-17T23:40:41","slug":"dd-stats-explained-with-tomatoes-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/12\/17\/dd-stats-explained-with-tomatoes-2\/","title":{"rendered":"D&amp;D Stats Explained with Tomatoes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/raktajino-hot.tumblr.com\/post\/69334757095\/d-d-stats-explained-with-tomatoes\" target=\"_blank\">raktajino-hot<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/corruptionpoints.tumblr.com\/post\/69316851390\/d-d-stats-explained-with-tomatoes\" target=\"_blank\">corruptionpoints<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/mindchildofmadness.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">mindchildofmadness<\/a><\/strong> submits:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Strength is being able to crush a tomato.<\/p>\n<p>Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.<\/p>\n<p>Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.<\/p>\n<p>Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.<\/p>\n<p>Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.<\/p>\n<p>Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.<\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/DnD\/comments\/1s9l2g\/dd_stats_explained_with_tomatoes\/\" target=\"_blank\">Source<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/78.media.tumblr.com\/e9d18ae6a2ed996a64224c23e672380c\/tumblr_inline_mxgxhf5kVW1rbk7gv.png\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>raktajino-hot: corruptionpoints: mindchildofmadness submits: Strength is being able to crush a tomato. Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato. Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato. Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad. Charisma is being able to sell &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/12\/17\/dd-stats-explained-with-tomatoes-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;D&amp;D Stats Explained with Tomatoes&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[113,2819,1967,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237378"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=237378"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237378\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=237378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=237378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=237378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}