Doctor: *Dies but regenerates*
\nJo: *Dies but it’s actually a dream thing*
\nThe Brigadier: *Shaves and gets an eyepatch then dies but it was alternate universe so whatever*
\nLiz: *Burns to death in that same universe*
\nBenton: *Is turned into a zombie wow this alternate universe really sucks*
\nSarah: *Dies when history is changed*
\nK-9: *Malfunctions but can be fixed*
\nThe Master: *Dies but comes back for some reason*
\nTegan: *Goes off the side of a cliff in a speeding train*
\nPeri: *whatever the hell was going on she kind of dies but doesn’t don’t even ask*
\nAce: *Gets shot by David Tennant*
\nAce: *Blows up*
\nHex: *Dies but then gets reset don’t question it*
\nAce: *Does same*
\nGrace: *Dies but is sparkled back to life by the TARDIS*
\nChang Lee: *Same thing*
\nCharley: *Don’t ask*
\nC’rizz: *Gets shot*
\nJack: *Dies*
\nJack: *Dies again*
\nJack: *Dies three more times and decides he should take a break and just go get a coffee*
\nDonna: *Dies but it was really just a giant bug sucking on her back good times good times*
\nAmy: *Gets shot, dissolved, turned into a doll, killed by robots, crashed into a building, blown up, and jumps off a building but still not really*
\nRory: *Gets shot, turned to dust,rotted, drowned, jumps off a building, blown up and erased from time BUT STILL NOT REALLY*
\nRiver: *Takes after her parents*
\nClara: I can beat that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Doctor: *Dies but regenerates* Jo: *Dies but it’s actually a dream thing* The Brigadier: *Shaves and gets an eyepatch then dies but it was alternate universe so whatever* Liz: *Burns to death in that same universe* Benton: *Is turned into a zombie wow this alternate universe really sucks* Sarah: *Dies when history is changed* K-9: … <\/p>\n