{"id":236517,"date":"2013-12-22T18:54:15","date_gmt":"2013-12-22T18:54:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/12\/22\/watsonsdick-watsonsdick-john-theyre\/"},"modified":"2018-09-29T07:59:28","modified_gmt":"2018-09-29T07:59:28","slug":"watsonsdick-watsonsdick-john-theyre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/12\/22\/watsonsdick-watsonsdick-john-theyre\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-236517 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/12\/22\/watsonsdick-watsonsdick-john-theyre\/attachment\/236518\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/tumblr_my4bq0C0Rz1rrsyo1o1_500-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/tumblr_my4bq0C0Rz1rrsyo1o1_500-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/tumblr_my4bq0C0Rz1rrsyo1o1_500-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/12\/22\/watsonsdick-watsonsdick-john-theyre\/attachment\/236519\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"5\" src=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/tumblr_my4bq0C0Rz1rrsyo1o2_500-150x5.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" sizes=\"100vw\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/watsonsdick.tumblr.com\/post\/70698972579\/john-theyre-hideous-theyre-not-hideous\" target=\"_blank\">watsonsdick<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/watsonsdick.tumblr.com\/post\/70698972579\" target=\"_blank\">watsonsdick<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div class=\"im\">\n<div>&ldquo;John, they\u2019re hideous.&rdquo;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&ldquo;They\u2019re not hideous. They\u2019re festive.&rdquo;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&ldquo;They looks like a snowman\u2019s thrown up on them,&rdquo; Sherlock nudged John\u2019s foot with his. &ldquo;Why have mine got snowflakes on? Yours don\u2019t have snowflakes on.&rdquo;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>John smoothed a hand down Sherlock\u2019s thigh, pulling his skinny leg between John\u2019s own and rubbing Sherlock\u2019s foot between his. \u201cThey came in sets. This set had the best colours. I assumed you\u2019d have objected to the ones with wreaths and red ribbons and fairy lights.\u201d<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&ldquo;I object to you inserting your abysmal taste into my sock index at all.&rdquo;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>&ldquo;Oi! It\u2019s Christmas. A time to be grateful for your blessings. Blessings like flatmates who buy you warm socks because they know how cold you get in winter.&rdquo;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div class=\"im adL\">\n<div>Sherlock turned, curling around John and nuzzling into his neck. He began to hum and nip at John\u2019s skin. \u201cYes, and I\u00a0<em>am\u00a0<\/em>grateful,\u201d he said in the voice he used to sham at being agreeable, \u201cit\u2019s just that you\u2019ve done the socks, and the fire, and the cuddle, and to be perfectly honest John, you\u2019ve\u00a0<em>over<\/em>warmed me. You\u2019ve warmed me to the point of being frankly\u00a0<em>too warm<\/em>. I can\u2019t imagine how warm\u00a0<em>you<\/em>\u00a0must feel in that awf\u2014heavy jumper.\u00a0I\u2019m worried for my health, and yours. In fact, I think there\u2019s really only one remedy.\u201d<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>John grinned into Sherlock\u2019s hair. \u201cAnd that would be?\u201d<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&ldquo;I must insist that we take off the socks. In fact, we\u2019d better take off all our clothes. Possibly, we should even move into the bedroom, away from the fire. Just to be safe.&rdquo;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&ldquo;Just to be safe,&rdquo; John agreed, wrapping an arm around Sherlock and sparing him a fond little pat on the curve of his bum. &ldquo;We really shouldn\u2019t take any chances with our health.&rdquo;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&ldquo;Hippocratic oath and all.&rdquo;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&ldquo;Indeed. Sherlock?&rdquo;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&ldquo;Hm?&rdquo;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&ldquo;Happy Christmas.&rdquo;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Sherlock raised his head and planted a soft, closed-mouth kiss against John\u2019s lips. \u201cHappy Christmas, John. And thank you.\u201d<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>John\u2019s face registered his surprise. \u201cFor?\u201d<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&ldquo;For always keeping me warm.&rdquo;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div class=\"im adL\">\n<div><strong>HAPPY HOLIDAYS, FANDOM!!!<\/strong><\/div>\n<div>From Allison &amp; Sam<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Ficlet by Allison (<a href=\"http:\/\/wearitcounts.tumblr.com\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>wearitcounts<\/strong><\/a>)\u00a0<\/div>\n<div>Manip by Sam (<a href=\"http:\/\/watsonsdick.tumblr.com\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>watsonsdick<\/strong><\/a>)<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>watsonsdick: watsonsdick: &ldquo;John, they\u2019re hideous.&rdquo; &ldquo;They\u2019re not hideous. They\u2019re festive.&rdquo; &ldquo;They looks like a snowman\u2019s thrown up on them,&rdquo; Sherlock nudged John\u2019s foot with his. &ldquo;Why have mine got snowflakes on? Yours don\u2019t have snowflakes on.&rdquo; John smoothed a hand down Sherlock\u2019s thigh, pulling his skinny leg between John\u2019s own and rubbing Sherlock\u2019s foot between &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/2013\/12\/22\/watsonsdick-watsonsdick-john-theyre\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[3521,55,129,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236517"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=236517"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236517\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":236520,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236517\/revisions\/236520"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=236517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=236517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.merindab.com\/private\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=236517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}